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mjs82
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08 Nov 2005, 12:35 am

I just can't win!

Although:

MARMITE is VEGEMITE!! !
VEGEMITE!! !

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08 Nov 2005, 2:52 am

While they are both quite similar, they are a little different. Marmite, I think, has extra sugar in it, and tastes absolutley VILE

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08 Nov 2005, 5:48 am

stop making this difficult for me.

PEOPLE is PEOPLE!! !
PEOPLE!! !

I hope there's no argument with that one

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08 Nov 2005, 5:55 am

Well that's more accurate

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09 Nov 2005, 10:48 am

Someone said to me today:

"You were holding a full house and they had a pair of twos. And you folded!"

Hmmm......

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09 Nov 2005, 1:29 pm

How on earth did you hold a full house? Isn't that just a bit heavy!?

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10 Nov 2005, 5:49 am

poker me boy, poker...

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10 Nov 2005, 7:42 pm

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Kamikaze sidekick flipping donkey pie!

Socks!

:twisted: WHAT THE MONKEY?!

*flush*

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11 Nov 2005, 4:51 am

..and that's when I decided to have the pre-frontal lobotomy and I've not thought twice about it since..

*edit: that's what you get for having your brain downsized, silly eroors!*

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mjs82
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11 Nov 2005, 9:22 am

tired i is

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11 Nov 2005, 9:41 am

The Sock was RAN OVER!?

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12 Nov 2005, 12:09 pm

Cats manipulate llamas using oversized incisions within underside of calculations.

..... :idea: !

If the reason of reasons are unreasonably reasonable why reason with the reasons with reasons at all?

Pixi Stix hurt the Sunkist's Front Bumper.

"A boat is a boat but a mystery box could be ANYTHING! Even a boat!"

"Dear Fuzz,

I cannot get to thee's paper tonight because phoning printers are calculating cat to be chipped. Please eat "q" binders yesterday with tarter control toothpaste with SHINE boost.

Reasonably,
Socks"

(P.S. I got that last one from just putting things down from stuff i saw throughout the room I'm currently in)

Now, since this post is finished, I think I'll listen to the song "It is finished"

Happy Pie,
GG

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12 Nov 2005, 12:36 pm

Pants...

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13 Nov 2005, 12:03 am

picture snot elvin tractor

snorkle

dinklewop

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13 Nov 2005, 3:46 pm

.....there is a time and a place for a sweet pickle

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13 Nov 2005, 4:20 pm

What if the pickle is of ill demeanour?

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