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Damed rights it would slykat, got to respect your ancestral and where they came from before you can find it in your self to respect your self.

All hail Shatbat, the ultimate thread killer!

Oh yes! The Invasion Force I work for has promised all that and more! You see all employees will be exempt from slavery and get to live on a natural human preserve (which is still in the planning stage). You even have the opportunity to include those dear to you, if you opt-in to the 'Friends and Family Program'. It pays to have a strong Union. Some concessions where of course unavoidable, such as having to wear fake animal skins and re-enact the Battle of Agincourt twice daily during tourist season.

One hundred years ago, this corralling of humans was foretold by H.G.Welles in his novel 'War of the Worlds'.

Except for the bit about Agincourt.
Wonder if armor and lances will be provided.
And those really big horses?

Sylkat

Well, I asked about that myself, but got only a fuzzy answer and a $5 gift certificate to McDonalds. It might help to explain my employers don't 'see' in the same way as us and other senses are more important. They also keep a very close watch on the bottom line, so perhaps 'simulation' is a better word for it then re-enactment. Those playing the 'French' for instance, may simply be armed with sticks and wearing perfume. I suspect they just want to experience the phenomenon of large groups of humans hitting each other, as an educational demonstration, for school field trips and such.

Hey, we seen this planet first, hell, we seeded it! therefore its ours I say! muhahahahaha!.

Once we finish invading, were going to force all humans to clean up the planet.
Then enslave the males to be dominated by the females (except for those like me).

Then we will make this planet into as paradise so that we visitors can have a place to come tour and vacation at,, and the rest of whats left of you we will ship off to become the Adam and Eves of other worlds so we can do it all again!

Sorry Alien man, my employers have other plans.

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Link doesn't work. I assess you 3 demerits.

Unless of course you do it purposely, as a thread-ending tactic, in which case you gain 3 points.

If one uses the link properly, one is instantly transported to a far away, nasty-smelling swampy planet, to become part of the enslaved masses.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sylkat

You see, where I come from, corporation owns everything, and advertisements is hypnotic for the masses to buy into. vacation this, toy that, pay into what you must have to survive, its a peramid scheme that will crumble unless we keep taking over other worlds to dominate and turn into our playgrounds!

Dear AspergianMutantt, Though you speak of your Homeworld, this all seems so very, very familiar......

Sylkat

Is this what is meant by the phrase 'Insufferably pleased with himself?

Sylkat

'Insufferably' is an odd word, once you take a look at it.