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29 Aug 2012, 2:49 am

Dear Albirea, Do you mean that you are growing a second set of wisdom teeth?
That is horrible!!

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29 Aug 2012, 12:28 pm

If he is growing a second set of teeth, at his age, I want a genetic sample of him. geneticists would pay a good sum of coin for that.



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29 Aug 2012, 5:09 pm

I found this thread and it all makes sense to me now.

I -AM- a threadkiller..



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31 Aug 2012, 11:37 am

We are all thread-killers, here......

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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31 Aug 2012, 2:25 pm

I do not kill threads intentionally, it just happens!
I am a natural!
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31 Aug 2012, 3:17 pm

Rather like a little wolf cub who suddenly realizes that he wants to eat those chubby little squirrels, not play catch-the-acorn with them?

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31 Aug 2012, 6:54 pm

depends, if they entertain me or not
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02 Sep 2012, 4:40 pm

Cfroi wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Oh, no!
5 days without signs of life!?
This thread may be dead......
Anybody know CPR?
maybe smelling salts?

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I don't think CPR works. Life got to die out and reborn in it's natural way 8)


threads are electrical... therefore... i shall use my defibrillator

*whips out Physio-Control Lifepak 12*

CHARGING TO 360J

CLEAR

*ZAP*


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06 Sep 2012, 7:34 pm

Just to get this clear. But I take it the threadkiller society is for people like myself, who have discovered the "view your posts" button and cannot keep themselves from replying to whatever thread they've previously replied to whenever someone else replies to them, bumping them to the top of your "view your posts" screen again. Effectively starting a struggle to whom has the endurance to keep replying and replying to those threads till they have the last say and literally and figuratively "-killing-the-thread".


Or do I get another groupwide "doh" for that?..



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07 Sep 2012, 7:23 pm

Not dead!

It is alive!

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07 Sep 2012, 8:34 pm

Autinger wrote:
Just to get this clear. But I take it the threadkiller society is for people like myself, who have discovered the "view your posts" button and cannot keep themselves from replying to whatever thread they've previously replied to whenever someone else replies to them, bumping them to the top of your "view your posts" screen again. Effectively starting a struggle to whom has the endurance to keep replying and replying to those threads till they have the last say and literally and figuratively "-killing-the-thread".


Or do I get another groupwide "doh" for that?..


No, I get it... That is one path into the Society, and it is called the 2nd Path, and rather benign. There are six other ways into threadkillerdom, some technical, some abstract and some of which we never speak. The most difficult is the 6th Path which is called Entry by Ordeal. In this you must demonstrate the ability to kill a thread in all 6 ways and then complete an impossible task, given you by any available Grand Hooba (Note: Only Hooba's of at least the 8th degree, and having a valid drivers license are authorized to administer the Ordeal).

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07 Sep 2012, 9:16 pm

Does this ordeal involve large pine logs and chainsaws and blindfolds?

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07 Sep 2012, 9:27 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Does this ordeal involve large pine logs and chainsaws and blindfolds?

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This is an allusion to something I would bet, but I know not what. Wouldst thou, good comrade threadkiller give me the key to this mystery ?

P.S. WAG: Cabin in the Woods ?



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08 Sep 2012, 12:16 am

No, silly!
I was referring to a crazy 'Lumberjack Games' thing they have in Canada somewhere wherein the competition is to carve a Totem Pole out of a log faster than the other competitors.
Of course, this involves chainsaws and blindfolds......
Possibly a quantity of Labatt's beer, but I would not know......

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08 Sep 2012, 10:06 am

Dead Thread in the Woods... would be more interesting.

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08 Sep 2012, 10:12 am

Does anyone hear the ping when a new message is received?