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We have *Pings* here?

Sylkat

Well they are not as plentiful as they once were, but yes there are still a few Pings surviving in the wild. The best place to hear them is the least frequented forums, about 2 in the morning. Seeing them is much more difficult and very rare these days because well, at 2 am it is very dark out.

I thought that Pings gave off a tiny iridescent spark when they 'Pinged', making it easier to see in the dark.

Perhaps I am just thinking of the Irish Pings.

It is still very nice to know that they are not completely extinct.

Sylkat

Not just thread are electrical, sensory and feeling are electrical too. Lol

I just suddenly went to watch The Expandables 2 alone, funny movie indeed. I like spontaneous activity soooooo much. It's like.... FREEDOM!

I heard that movie has a very high body count. But also it had good humor from all the old-timers.

Sylkat I hate to admit this but I think I ate a Ping once inadvertantly. I was riding my bike down this hill very fast and opened my mouth for a breath when I saw a tiny spark flying across the road right in front of my face. I could not swerve at that speed and instinctived gulped when something hit the back of my throat. I then spat repeatedly but... well.... there was nothing I could do

Dear Toy Soldier,
I suppose that you could get an x-ray to make sure, but if there is a *Ping* in there, and it flashed suddenly, the x-ray film would be ruined......

Sylkat

*shoots the thread*



*hears a loud pinging sound as he hits*

I had a full body scan once. Had to drink some radioactive kool-aid stuff. It made a picture of my entire skeleton. (going off on tangents, but it was really weird to see my complete skeleton. A little spooky. And it did not look entirely human. Long arms and thick slightly bowed legs... a little ape-like, or maybe an orc)

Anyway, there was a glowing sphere in there, I swear. But I can not tell you what caused it.

Okay, sounds like you swallowed a *Ping*......
Or Tinkerbelle.....

Sylkat

I've killed a few threads over the past 24 hours.

I am definitely not a threadetarian.

My god... he eats Fairies! Aahhhggrrhhhh!

I wonder if said Fairie in question is so mad that she is using her magic wand to turn his various internal organs into toads.....

Sylkat

What a diabolic thought!

If you were Tinkerbelle, swallowed by an aggressive bike-rider, alone in the darkness of somebody's intestinal tract, wouldn't you feel like making some major creative changes in the aforementioned innards?

Tink has always been known for her temper......

Sylkat

OK. I'll come clean. Tinkerbell was becoming troublesome to Pixie Dust runners using her woods as a supply route. She is not dead, just imprisoned. I was paid 400k in Morroccan Piasters by the Never-never land Pixie Dust Cartel to be the Host. She unexpectedly showed up on my full body scan and in a panic I fled the clinic dressed only in my blue patient smock...