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11 Sep 2012, 2:11 pm

Poor Toy_Soldier...
You forgot that faeries can fly!
When she gets really mad, which should be soon, and decides to make a flight to Never Land, you are going to find yourself the subject of multiple law enforcement pursuits, for levitating without a license as she heads to her homeland at about 100 feet altitude...

Ha ha ha!

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11 Sep 2012, 3:21 pm

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I forgot where I was going with this.... Oh yeah. Anyway, it was when running wildly thru the woods that I first ran into the Aspie Resistance. I literally stumbled upon a secret meeting a local Aspie cell was holding in a small clearing. I stumbled when I tripped over one of their legs and landed on my chest with a whump! Out shot Tinkerbell and the Ping like bullets out of my mouth. I only saw them as a brief light, like a muzzle flash and they were gone. Pixies and Pixie Dust cartels were however the furthest thing on my mind as I looked around at the toughest, most hard-biten gang of Aspies you ever dern saw. "Wuts yer nurro boy", asks the toughest and most hard-biten lookin Aspie of all. [end corny western allusion here].

Hours later we were getting along famously, swapping NT stories and taking swigs of Tea. It was the hospital smock that saved me. You see they thought I must be escaped from the local mental institution and so readily believed I was misdiagnosed Aspian. Eventually, after several months (I of course joined the revolution right there and then) I worked my up the chain to be appointed Aide, to the Second Secretary, of the Minister of Useless Knowledge, in the People's Aspian Provisional Revolutionary Council.

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26 Oct 2012, 5:19 pm

This thread has been asleep.....
Where is everybody?

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26 Oct 2012, 6:58 pm

Be vigilant of the dead threads rising from the dead this Halloween

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26 Oct 2012, 7:58 pm

Aaaaaagh!

Ten says we have zombie threads!!

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26 Oct 2012, 8:16 pm

As well as zombie cones, gotta watch out for those

But the threads are the online threat!

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27 Oct 2012, 10:15 am

death, death to all threads i'm interested in!
don't let that thread pass qently into the night!

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27 Oct 2012, 11:05 am

Death to threads you're interested in? Why would you want to achieve that?

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28 Oct 2012, 7:19 pm

I do it on every website I go to. If you follow my trail you'll see a big pile of my victims.

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28 Oct 2012, 8:17 pm

Oh, dear, a dangerous Holmesian...
When not watching T.V., that is....
There are now TWO Sherlock Holmes series at present........

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28 Oct 2012, 8:46 pm

NOT the American one! I refuse to acknowlege it.
That aside...
I DIDN'T KILL A THREAD!

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28 Oct 2012, 10:57 pm

I kill threads? I burn them!

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28 Oct 2012, 11:45 pm

Not THIS one! Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!

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28 Oct 2012, 11:53 pm

<-- New custom title.

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29 Oct 2012, 12:21 am

WOOF, WOOF!

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29 Oct 2012, 12:32 am

A barking shirt?

Is this an obscure Pagan Halloween observance?

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