What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
'Make me one with everything.'
The hot dog vendor becomes so flustered that he says, 'So, so, how about exact change?'
A mystic wanders by and says, 'Change comes to everyone.'
Meanwhile, a Zen master is sitting nearby on the grass, watching. Everyone looks at him.
The Zen Buddhist and mystic instantly become enlightened, because the silence speaks but only those ready to listen can hear it.
The hot dog vendor thinks they are all crazy and runs away.
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Quote:
"A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel...As long as I'm with you, as long as you're by my side, I won't give up even if I'm scared." Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII