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12 Nov 2011, 7:39 pm

If you have an iPhone 4S, there's a neat Easter egg I just found. If you ask Siri "what is your real name?" in Aramaic, Siri will tell you the actual, 42 letter name of God.



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12 Nov 2011, 9:56 pm

I have plenty of beach front property to sell you in Nebraska, and in the Czech Republic, and a mountain ski retreat to sell you in Israel.



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12 Nov 2011, 9:59 pm

I had a wonderful childhood and my parents accepted me as I was. :D


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12 Nov 2011, 11:28 pm

The world is going to end in 2012.


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13 Nov 2011, 12:18 am

I am a mature adult with refined tastes. I only hang pictures of fine art on my walls and have abstract art sculptures sitting on my shelves.



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13 Nov 2011, 12:34 am

I have strutted down Wall Street while wearing a bikini.



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13 Nov 2011, 1:39 am

Bikini is actually an island where the U. S. Military did nuclear tests. Therefore, you were wearing a smallish, radioactive landmass. Sylkat 8O



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13 Nov 2011, 2:07 am

Ponies are for sissies and I hate Johnny Depp.



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13 Nov 2011, 2:11 am

Anyone wanna have sex? I'm like, totally horny.



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13 Nov 2011, 5:34 am

I have never seen a hat.



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13 Nov 2011, 8:56 am

Dear Squirsh, can you find a Carmen Miranda video? She never saw a hat, either...Sylkat :D



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13 Nov 2011, 10:12 am

I'm a lot like Ray Davies and I look like him, too. :lol:


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13 Nov 2011, 10:20 am

The latest fashion is strapping a block of cheese to the side of your head, then balancing a tiny wig on it.



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13 Nov 2011, 2:37 pm

Sylvio Berlusconi is made out of cheese and sincerity in equal measure.



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13 Nov 2011, 6:06 pm

I love cottage cheese.


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13 Nov 2011, 6:10 pm

Dear Barnabear, So what you are saying is that if Italy is really done with him, he's still qualified to run for governor of Wisconsin...Sylkat :chin: