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EzraS
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13 Feb 2014, 8:27 am

If this thread continues i will be forced to start talking about
all of my filthy and disgusting habits in glaringly painful detail.

Section A: How often I pick my nose and what I do with the boogers...

Need I continue? :twisted:



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13 Feb 2014, 10:12 am

If I were a mason, and you were a lady, would you run from me anyways, would you call our baby satan?



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14 Feb 2014, 4:06 am

Umbilgmogaplnomgh. If you can pronounce that word correctly and say it three times, nothing will happen.



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14 Feb 2014, 11:55 am

I will never have a mustache.


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14 Feb 2014, 12:48 pm

EzraS wrote:
Umbilgmogaplnomgh. If you can pronounce that word correctly and say it three times, nothing will happen.

Well, actually, if you say that word while mashing all of the keys on your keyboard, the genie of tongue twisters will appear and grant you magical powers.

...Or at least that's what I've heard. :lol:


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14 Feb 2014, 1:44 pm

Why are Smileys usually yellow?


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14 Feb 2014, 2:11 pm

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Why are Smileys usually yellow?


Because they've been dipped in custard.


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14 Feb 2014, 2:19 pm

Or mustard?

In either case, why would they be smiling?


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14 Feb 2014, 2:21 pm

I think it's because their eyes are smarting.


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14 Feb 2014, 4:23 pm

Alright, where's my glass of pink lemonade?


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14 Feb 2014, 7:10 pm

You drank it all.


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14 Feb 2014, 9:20 pm

I did, did I?


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14 Feb 2014, 9:59 pm

Lillikoi wrote:
EzraS wrote:
Umbilgmogaplnomgh. If you can pronounce that word correctly and say it three times, nothing will happen.

Well, actually, if you say that word while mashing all of the keys on your keyboard, the genie of tongue twisters will appear and grant you magical powers.

...Or at least that's what I've heard. :lol:


oh no you dont. im not falling for that old trick again :P



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14 Feb 2014, 10:08 pm

I like the number of the page we're on now. 1965, man! 8)


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14 Feb 2014, 10:18 pm

It takes a true black sheep who whines a lot and posts things nobody cares about to truly kill a thread :P lol



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14 Feb 2014, 11:08 pm

I need more chicken wings.


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