What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I dreamt that I could trade one yesterday for thousands of tomorrow. Then I awoke

i dont remember all of it, only this one snippet: i was standing outside a building which was to be the new youth group building(in real life at the time i knew we were going to move but it wasnt certain and we dont know to where or when) and they were putting strips of the old buildings exterior over the new buildings exterior so that it would look all the same and rainbow covered. but it wasnt the same. it was only pretending to be. i woke feeling sad but didnt know why because i'd forgotten my dream until i went to youth group today and saw the notice chalk board had an update on our plans to move which included the centre being open at limited times(thank god tuesday and saturday are included). i need to find out what these changes indicate. there was nobody there that i could ask.

I was taking a holiday in a tiny coastal town with a theme park nearby. I was staying in a huge house with a huge group of people. I was about to leave the house for a night-time roller coaster ride, when a civil war broke out. Some guy I was staying with received a death threat because of who he was related to. He stood in the basement with an AK47, refusing to go into hiding. Then a militia broke into the house and sprayed bullets everywhere and killed everyone. Then I woke up.

my dream last night was strange to me as it was not characteristic of my usual way of thinking.
in reality, i had an uncle called "uncle cecil", and he was a very simple outback bush man, and he lived in a shack on our farm. he was a blunt and gruff and curt man. i used to find him hilarious. he once was outside talking to a woman who's car was broken down on the road near by, and without any thought he hocked up a massive load of phlegm and blew it in an explosive thrust into the grass beside where they were standing. her face assumed an alternative expression and i was paralyzed with laughter but he was stoney faced and serious.

anyway, to curtail my potential tangent, i will come to the point. i had a dream about him where he was dancing in overalls and spinning around, and he stopped spinning instantly when he saw me (a very impressive acrobatic action), and he tucked his thumbs under his suspenders and said "yeahhhh!! !" with a smile that contained teeth. (in real life he never smiled and had about 3 teeth (none in the front)).

i can not remember any more about that dream.

I had a very weird dream that I was at school and we all had to do this 'Olympic Cross Country' race. Everyone in my class was taking part in this race. When we set off we had to run through this area that resembled a football pitch, but I was told it wasn't. Suddenly, the sky turned purple and green, and the clouds in the sky formed a pattern similar to that Milky Way galaxy pattern. It started raining, but the raindrops felt like little pins spiking into me. It felt cold and warm at the same time. When we got back to the classroom where we started from, we found the classroom door boarded up. We went into the corridor and sirens went off. I looked up and I saw one of my friends holding a pink megaphone, yelling into it "Booooooooooo! Ring us all out! Ring us all out!"

I woke up bewildered. O.o

I had a Nightmare about a piece of cake. I was at the soup kitchen and that square piece of cake was actually moving. It was chocolate and it was moving. That put me off of the cake that they serve at the soup kitchen. I've decided not to eat it anymore. You've heard me right. It was a Nightmare.

i can remember only fragments of it, but i dreamt that i was in a little room with two former coworkers in the army hospital i used to work in, and i was in front of a computer terminal and there was an audio streaming player onscreen, and with the volume very faint, i could just hear a novelty recording of a man spanking a child, and the child was going "OW OW OW OW OWOWOWOWOW!! !" in response to getting his behind paddled, then all at once the tables were turned and the child had the adult over his knee and he was spanking the adult and the man was screaming "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWW!! !" and the other two people in the room thought i was weird for listening to that so intently.

Oh man, some of these dreams, mine is really strange though. I remember the other night some cats were having like a ritual or whatever you would call it in this random garden, and one of them spat out a black slimey cat from it's mouth, but not an ordinary cat, it had a face like a cat, but without legs and had the body of a worm or a leech or something slimey and it was crawling and jumping and screaming about the place everywhere. The whole of my family witnessed it like it was supposed to be something important. It was just weird to me. My dreams are always weird and confusing.

i remember fragments of this dream: i found a car in my garage that i'd not seen before, so naturally i hopped in and found the key already in the ignition, so i turned 'er over and put 'er in gear and went zooming down the road, and almost imperceptibly i went through a time warp, and the next thing i knew, i was in my hometown but several decades in the future, and the town was all built up with tall multistory caramel-colored buildings in place of the glorified storefronts that it used to have back in the present day. i went into one of these buildings, it was some kind of dormitory for people who worked for the gov't, each room occupied several floors and had a pull-down upper storage level on a spring-loaded ladder. on the bottom floor i found a door on the right side of the room, so i opened it and exited the building only to find a wide boulevard which was closed for some kind of automobile race, and i jumped across the street so as not to be hit by any speeding cars, and found myself in another car garage where i got into another car and drove down the road until i was well out of town, and i eventually came upon my tin can that i now live in, but in this future time it was rebuilt and the aluminum siding was replaced with stick-built exterior paneling, and i entered the house through the front door which was already ajar, and found that people in the future lived very simply, with spartan furniture, non-localizable illumination, and very inconspicuous electronic entertainments that were miniaturized almost beyond belief, like a big-screen holographic tv set that folded down into something the size of a deck of playing cards that was sitting atop a small table, tiny stereo speakers of a similar size [but filled the room with totally non-localizable sound], and there were almost no buttons as though everything was controlled by voice commands. then the occupants of the house [a middle-aged but very well-preserved and youthful couple] returned and entered the house, saw me there, and asked me why i was in their house, so i told them i used to live in it a long while back, and that i knocked but the door was open so i walked in expecting to apologize to the occupants for entering but that i was curious about the house. i noticed the couple were wearing identical outfits of clothing made out of pink sponge-like material, and both had identical hairstyles partially obscured by pink gauzy hairnets. they were not especially happy that i was still in their living room so i awkwardly bid them adieu and hurriedly got back in the car and drove away, at which point i awoke.

I dreamed I was in a huge kinda S & M dungeon/temple with a bunch of other people. There was a giant, grey/brown bat/man thing that was being worshipped. I was dimly becoming aware of the scheduled program and I decided I didn't want to be there anymore. I told my companion this and she told me I wasn't allowed to leave, and there were bars on the door back upstairs. I lost the dream shortly after.

I dreamed I was back at school and people were tormenting me. I started to go insane and ended up mutilating myself and having a permanent meltdown. The psychiatrist offered me to option of going to hospital and having my personality completely wiped and replaced with someone else's. I was in so much pain, I agreed to it. Then I started to get my sanity back and regretted making that decision. I was trying to persuade the doctors not to do it, when I woke up.

I was away from civilization w/ my brother. We walked back, it was a VERY long walk. When we got back, we saw that society was collapsing, and we needed to get away from there. There was a fence, and behind the fence there was a bus waiting to take a select few to a safer place. My brother already had a place on this bus. There was a tear in the fence where I could get to the bus, but it was guarded by two men. One was an old white man, who sorta looked like a hobo, the other was a blind black man, who kinda looked a bit like a less happy Stevie Wonder, complete w/ musical talent. So the musical guy asked me to sing, to see if I was worthy of a spot. I sang a little bit and apparently he liked it cuz he walked w/ me over the hole in the fence.

Instead of taking me to the bus, he walked me to his truck. He sat in the driver's seat and I sat in the passenger seat. I wondered how he was gonna drive the truck since he was blind, but I noticed he was wearing glasses. He was talking to me and then he kissed me and I realized that he didn't pick me for my musical talent....

I dreamed that i was happy running thru a field of poppy's with pink flowers running free like a child with out any cares. Then I realized there were men running at me armed to the max apparently I was trampling their opium poppy's. They caught me and instead of shooting they injected me with a near lethal dose and dump me in a ditch thinking that I was dead as it slowed me to the point were no pulse could be found. I woke up in the ditch and ran back to the field and started drinking strait from the the buds after about fifty of them a shot rang out and I woke up.

Note to self tell the D.r. no when they suggest Codeine or Demerol for the pain.