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I am not Catholic. I am Jewish.

I was a candle in my past life.

This statement is a lie.

(Will whoever it is who is sending me paradoxes please stop now? I think the person is NT, but just in case...)

I plan on staying awake, all night long. I'm not tired.

I sleep in a huge nest with lots of tiny birds and squirrels.

I'm not really human, I'm a giant teddy bear on a crusade to rid this planet of humans, bears rule! Rah Grrr and all that *evil laugh*

Dear Squirsh, Of course you do; doesn't everyone? Sylkat

My nest has huge fluffy bears guarding it because my rich aunt hired them for me. They look adorable until somebody tries to break in. If that happens they grab the intruder, take them outside and force them to play their least favourite board game non-stop for three days.

Dear Mick, Don't let just anyone know about the past candle identity, they will get jealous.
Dear Squirsh, Are your (Israeli trained?) guard bears related to Az29's genocidal Teddy bears?
Dear Kevinjh, are your sure that NT's are clever enough to create paradoxes? Sylkat

My guard bears were trained by an elite gang of lingerie-wearing squirrels in an underground bunker located in the North Pole. They're more closely related to homicidal care bears than genocidal teddy bears.

The sky is a actual physical object.

I woke up with my pillow covered with earwax. It was very gross. I had to shampoo my hair three times to get it out.

I FOOKIN' HATE MONKEY!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

I have purple eyes that shine in the dark.

I'm so alert this morning and I have so much energy, I feel like I could conquer the world.

Coffee makes my very hungry.