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15 Nov 2011, 10:35 am

I dye my tongue black because I like how it looks.


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15 Nov 2011, 12:51 pm

I want to look like a dog.


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15 Nov 2011, 1:19 pm

Dear Squirsh , Thank you for the information, I didn't know Care Bears were displaying that kind of behavior....I appreciate the warning...Sylkat :(



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15 Nov 2011, 2:26 pm

I have not been collecting crochet flower patterns lately to use to crochet flower embellishments with ribbon and embroidery floss on some quilts I plan on making.


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16 Nov 2011, 1:51 am

Sylkat wrote:
...Dear Kevinjh, are your sure that NT's are clever enough to create paradoxes? Sylkat


To Sylkat:

The following three sentences are blatant lies.

That one was clever enough to get me into the old thinking loop. Now think about, "The Caucus Race," and you will have some idea of what I experienced. I presume other AD experience some form of this as well?

Statements: "Aspies," do not become infinitely more dangerous after reading Il Principe by ol' St. Nicc [sic].
Argh argh argh! I will most definitely never have either an aneurysm or a stroke because the school newspaper does not have at least one major error every pseudo-paragraph. Argh argh argh!

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16 Nov 2011, 2:48 am

I am certainly not using the laptop while on the toilet, I'd never even think of such a thing.


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16 Nov 2011, 3:07 am

I most definitely would.



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16 Nov 2011, 3:44 am

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16 Nov 2011, 7:16 am

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16 Nov 2011, 12:35 pm

I have WW tatooed on my hind parts so when I bend over, it spells "WoW"!


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16 Nov 2011, 1:10 pm

My hair is red.


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16 Nov 2011, 2:48 pm

Cleopatra never really existed; 'She' was an elaborate hoax by Prince Aspidistra, third in line to the throne, and a secret cross-dresser...Sylkat :farao:



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16 Nov 2011, 4:49 pm

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16 Nov 2011, 5:30 pm

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16 Nov 2011, 5:51 pm

I have green eyes.


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