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Colinn
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27 Jul 2012, 6:21 pm

These are the same thugs that shall use you as a sparring partner while crushing any dormice with their steel toe boots along the way.



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27 Jul 2012, 7:24 pm

Somebody here eats Dormice.

Somebody else stomps on them.

This is not a good day to be a Dormouse.

I hope that both those meanies catch Hantavirus from those poor, abused Dormice.

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27 Jul 2012, 8:54 pm

Rather presumptuous to think I would stomp on them. Maybe everyone should save their stomping power for your face!



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27 Jul 2012, 9:06 pm

I am really not looking forward to a close up view of your fungus-infected pedal extremities.

Why not challenge each other to a sock-knitting duel?

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28 Jul 2012, 5:45 pm

Dormice shall never do my avatar in.

CAUSE MAH POWAH LEVEL IS OVAH NINE TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! !! !

I think you are referring to the uvula. I don't have tonsils. Mine were removed.



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29 Jul 2012, 12:16 pm

Cats have tonsils?
They definitely do not have uvulas.
What you have 9,000 of is percentage of bad attitude.
And arrogance.
However, like most felines, you consider yourself to be the perfect example of perfection itself, so your arrogance is understandable.

Though annoying.

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30 Jul 2012, 12:24 pm

ur toes smell like rottin bladder sausage


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30 Jul 2012, 3:28 pm

Dear danmac, Judging from your breath you must be referring to your daily breakfast.

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30 Jul 2012, 4:23 pm

You go out and eat innocent wild animals for your breakfast every morning. Best clean those teeth, I can see a rabbit bone sticking out.



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30 Jul 2012, 4:43 pm

Colinn has Peacock Toes, Sea Anemones, and Snozzberries in Brussels Sprout Wine for breakfast.

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30 Jul 2012, 5:32 pm

well you eat dirt w/ mouse tounges simmered w/ monkey urine


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30 Jul 2012, 5:40 pm

Woooo! Brush yo dang teeth. It's startin' to stank in hurr!! !! Somebody get this boi and toothbrush and some toothpaste!! !! Get him sum dental floss too!! Wooo!! !!


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30 Jul 2012, 6:09 pm

XxxZeromancerlovexxx gargles with Wombat Sweat.

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30 Jul 2012, 7:43 pm

Sylkat's favorite types of animals to eat are endangered, she considers them to be a delicious delicacy. So any time you feel sad about an animal dying out, Sylkat probably had something to do with it.



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30 Jul 2012, 8:11 pm

Swiss Cheese is endangered?
Tomato Soup is endangered?
Potatoes are endangered?
Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are endangered?
Salad with Bleu Cheese dressing is endangered?

Oh, my, the things that I learn on WP!

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02 Aug 2012, 4:45 pm

I suppose that the weather is too hot for the Rudely Gifted Ones of WP to practice their art.

Pity.

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