Oh does the 'Bringer of Unwanted Things' want to accompany us?
We are planning to attend a 3-hour lecture on Wagnerian Opera, followed by a delightful Vegan Buffet at the local ISKON Ashram.
You will be thrilled!
Sylkat
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Colin-n-n-n is lurking, planning Massive Rudeness.
Like last summer, when he went all around his city, Super-Glueing the doors to all the public Porta-Potties he could find.
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07 Aug 2012, 7:18 pm
No, no. Super gluing the doors wouldn't be enough. They could be kicked open still with enough force. I did however super glue all the toilet seats in Sylkat's neighborhood. Best watch out on your next bathroom visit.
Joined: 7 Apr 2012 Age: 34 Gender: Male Posts: 2,192
07 Aug 2012, 8:56 pm
You might as well enjoy it now. When they escape from the toilet seat there will be a taunting letter outside their door signed by you. Once they all get out, they will be coming to your door in the style of an angry mob.
They will never escape from the toilet seats.
They will waddle forever, burdened by their affixed apparatuses, wearing caftans and muu-muus, and I will laugh.
Life will be good......
My indignation shall be shared with the world.
Your toilet, or the room it is in,is known as 'The Library' because everyone in your household thinks it is a reading room.
Mostly reading 'The National Enquirer' and other material on a similar intellectual level.