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17 Nov 2011, 8:03 pm

I am not annoyed by the adolescents in my area.



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17 Nov 2011, 8:43 pm

KBLTs are very popular in Canada- Kevin Bacon Lettuce & Tomato sandwiches

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17 Nov 2011, 8:53 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 8:46 am

We have the Nor'easter from Hell ploughing up the coast, the wind is howling, trees are falling left and right, roofs are flying through the air like frisbees, it's complete chaos and mayhem. :roll:


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18 Nov 2011, 12:08 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 1:06 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 1:49 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 4:10 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 7:13 pm

I ate an entire turkey one Christmas.


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18 Nov 2011, 7:17 pm

Even the feet and the tail and that droopy thing under it's chin? wow....Sylkat 8O



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18 Nov 2011, 7:23 pm

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18 Nov 2011, 7:30 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Even the feet and the tail and that droopy thing under it's chin? wow....Sylkat 8O


Dear Sylkat,

The following paragraph is false.

The student government had a feast today and as an officer, I attended (Was it really a good idea to elect a class treasurer with AS? Only time will tell.). Apparently, the turkey(s) was/were some kind of conjoined twin(s) with two necks. It/They did not look different, but then, I only eat turkey around the end of the year when there are two events that possibly warrant it.

-Kevinjh



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18 Nov 2011, 7:49 pm

My name is Micheal Cain



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18 Nov 2011, 8:05 pm

Dear baby bird, No, it isn't, it's Quetzalcoatl...Sylkat
Dear Kevinjh, If someone is going to mess about with turkey's DNA and re-design them to suit themselves, if that's what happened to yours, why bother with the necks? What is needed is a few more drumsticks, plus the ability to fly. Wrong Planet, Incorporated will then be able to start a Carrier Turkey business for people who don't trust the Internet...Sylkat



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18 Nov 2011, 8:11 pm

I think there is a conspiracy to make with conjoined twin turkeys. It was obviously tampered.