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Is annoying the crap outta me your sole reason to exist?

Happy birthday, sweetie! You're beautiful in every way

Get well soon, Rafael, and play some good tennis!

Yep, apprently it is indeed so. You almost ruined yesterday same as you tend to ruin all other good days. I don't like you, I don't respect you and I certainly don't love you.

I'm not xure if i hate you but there sure isnt nything positive there

Roger and Juan Martin,

Play well today! No matter who wins, it should be a hot tennis match!

You asked me what the deal with Germany was, two years ago. The food is nicer, the helmets are nicer and wait for it....wait for it....it's the country that hippies got most of their ideas from. That's the path that I'm headed on, except I'll have that Mick Avory hair that we both love so much, instead of having my hair past my shoulders like I did my last two years of high school.

You can stop rolling on the floor laughing, now. I gave you a preview of what's to come by mentioning a tie-dyed t-shirt when we were looking at the gawdy Mod fashions that Winners is trying to promote for this upcoming spring/summer.

Hopefully, your doing okay despite the fact, I hard pass through the walls of wrongplanet these days as well, I've not written you an email in quite some time?

I can see the string vibrating but I can't hear the music.

Please can you hurry up and send me my report , I know you must be busy and the system sucks but 3 months dude

Oh well, I guess I'm just a bothersome,boring,burden to you

do you still kick your own ankles, and sneeze in the sunlight?

most adorable ninja ever.

I’d say I’m going crazy if it weren’t like saying water is going wet. I can’t remember if I last heard one of your two unsettling voices ten minutes or two hours ago. Only my distressed bowels remind me I’ve been waiting a long time for you to finally go f**k each other’s brains out somewhere out of sight so I can open the door and get a browner, lonelier and stinkier kind of relief without drawing unwanted attention to my filthy, unkempt self.

Whatever the cause of your current silence, it seems there’s no longer any light on out there, so I guess it’s time for me to do my business before I end up doing it again in a much more embarrassing way.

Business done. Much pepper!

I’ve even visited that faraway place called the fridge. I wonder why my barefoot steps sounded so foreign.

I think it's great that you're trying out a vegetarian diet. I can only do a Bavarian diet. I hope it works well for you. I can't wait to see the results on you.

Time to wake up again to the stench of salmon oil. It’s been roughly thirteen years down the drain. Whole lives have been gotten together meanwhile. My so-called peers have experienced the world to their hearts’ content and can now afford to look down on the very opportunities that enabled them to do so in the first place, while I still worship them as my only hope to ever break free and see a tiny fraction of what they’ve already seen. Sintel’s song no longer makes tears well up in my eyes, but only because I’ve grown so numb. “When you see all that I have seen” sounds now like a horrible joke, and I won’t be able to tell love from pride because I’ll never know either. Only my favorite ray tracer seems to have joined me in this drawn-out languor with no end in sight but death. Many other projects have sprung into existence, and most have also died since. Whole nations have been born. I don’t know if this is what was meant by “the winds die”.

A lot has changed, and not just my pronunciation of the fish’s name, or the fact that I’d have never used the word stench at that time.