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EzraS
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09 Oct 2018, 7:38 am

That sometime in the somewhat distant future the world will come to realize that:

The moon landings were fake
Slenderman is real.
The Earth is flat.
Michael Jackson is alive.
JFK committed suicide.
Aliens run Area 51.
And mice rule the world.



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09 Oct 2018, 7:52 am

Your forgotten one thing, that being you,yourself will be in a much greater land other than Earth possibly.


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09 Oct 2018, 8:13 am

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I've decided to be a University professor! People will hate and make fun of me and i'll hate myself everyday but at least i'll stop being a burden on my parents!


That's exciting! Professor of what? Shall we call you Dr. AprilR now? :heart:


Ahaha, i have a long way ahead of me starting with getting a masters degree! I'm thinking of specializing in criminal law. I might have my head in the clouds right now but being a lawyer is definitely not for me and this is the only thing that's left for me i think. I want to have a good income and Travel to many countries and from what i calculated i have to work only six months for a one week trip to japan!

Also Kazan, i definitely agree with you but realistically i think this is what will happen :(
Oh well i'll still be somehow economically independent!



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09 Oct 2018, 8:19 am

Have you started your Masters program? I think it's wonderful! I'm sure your family will be very proud of you as it would be a considerable accomplishment! My nephew's good friend has similar aspirations and he's midway through a Masters in Philosophy. I think professorship would be a very noble career, so good luck! :heart:


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09 Oct 2018, 8:24 am

Thank you so much Isabella, i've not started the program yet firstly i need to pass an exam for it so it might take some time, but basically i made a decision to follow this path. I'll be getting out of the house and hopefully meet some nice people too! (rose colored glasses on 8))



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09 Oct 2018, 8:28 am

Now I'm thinking about how nice it would be to get abducted by a UFO and live with aliens.



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09 Oct 2018, 8:29 am

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Now I'm thinking about how nice it would be to get abducted by a UFO and live with aliens.


Send me a signal if it happens so perhaps I can go too!

:alien:


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09 Oct 2018, 8:38 am

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TW1ZTY wrote:
Now I'm thinking about how nice it would be to get abducted by a UFO and live with aliens.


Send me a signal if it happens so perhaps I can go too!

:alien:

Will do. :alien: :wtg:



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09 Oct 2018, 9:20 am

A s**thole that used to be a habitable abode before the accumulation of useless clutter.



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09 Oct 2018, 9:23 am

I have too much to do this month and my life is slowly falling apart because my sleep schedule is a mess and I was late or absent for everything



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09 Oct 2018, 9:28 am

A last-minute invitation to represent my church at a district conference. Gotta wear a tie. :roll:



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09 Oct 2018, 10:13 am

Finishing all course work tasks, so I can move onto the next phase, that being finding decent employment


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09 Oct 2018, 11:29 am

As a kid I used to be scared of human skulls and skeletons, even decorations of them at Halloween. But when I got older I realized that there's a skeleton inside of all of us. :skull: :lol:



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09 Oct 2018, 4:15 pm

Riffraff on the bus make a mountain out of a molehill.

They tell me that I did something wrong, but it is just something they don't like.

Ex, a woman had the nerve to tell me that I was "swinging your backpack in my son's face". :roll:

She acted so entitled. Big ego.

:mrgreen: Confidence not proportional to competence :mrgreen:

Someone else call me a "fa***t ass b***h"

And she started screaming at me.

What gets on my nerves is, how I don't have any more job skills than the ghetto lil riffraff :roll: that :jester: I just :ninja: have :mrgreen: to ignore,, because they might have a gun


:mrgreen:



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10 Oct 2018, 12:52 am

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Right now I feel a strong urge to destroy the human race and replace them with something better. Maybe cute little pigs with angel wings? :pig:

mebbe a world populated by friendly intelligent honeybees that talk?



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10 Oct 2018, 12:54 am

TW1ZTY wrote:
Now I'm thinking about how nice it would be to get abducted by a UFO and live with aliens.

mebbe google "It's a Cookbook!" (from "To serve man")