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10 Jan 2012, 4:34 pm

I guess the manly things I do and enjoy would be:

Boxing
Fishing
I like to do extreme things like Freestyle Motocross
Enjoy breaking bones and getting hurt haha. There's just something about having a cool scar and the story behind it
Enjoy playing snooker down the club and being in the men only section. I don't smoke and don't really enjoy the smell of other peoples, but at a pub/club there's just something to it when it mixes with the smell of beer. Just great to be a part of that 'manly' section without worrying about what you say possibly offending women.
Love DIY
I love to fiddle around under a car bonnet or on a motorbike

I think one of the biggest things for me would be having so many female friends, I feel rather protective of certain ones and that makes me feel pretty manly. While a lot of women will like to think they can always look after themselves, imo sometimes they need a man to do that for them.

I also like lifting heavy objects for women :lol:


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12 Jan 2012, 7:53 am

At the age of 30, I can now grow a mustache. (Before, just a mane off my neck.)

Manly of man.



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13 Jan 2012, 4:12 pm

MidlifeAspie wrote:
So, what do you other guys do to feel manly? How do you handle your masculinity, etc? Let's get the conversation going.


I pee by the roadside when I am drunk, and I don't wear pink.

Actually, screw it - I am such a p**** :P


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15 Jan 2012, 1:13 am

I never pee in a toilet if I can help it. I will pee in the front or back yard, my urine bouncing off the gravel, much like my manly ancestors did just outside their caves.

If I don't shave in three weeks, I look like black beard the pirate. I also have a lot of chest hair.

I can bench a lot.

I like to be alone.

I won every fight I was ever in.

I wish I lived in a cave.

I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.



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15 Jan 2012, 1:23 am

I always carry a shotgun in public restrooms.



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15 Jan 2012, 1:26 am

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I always carry a shotgun in public restrooms.


You are the epitome of masculine. No man envies you.



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15 Jan 2012, 1:29 am

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I always carry a shotgun in public restrooms.


You are the epitome of masculine. No man envies you.


Yep, it's those damn zombies, it's like they can smell when your pants are down...



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15 Jan 2012, 1:54 am

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I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.


And you'd have to change your name from Captain Trips to Captain Caveman.


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15 Jan 2012, 2:12 am

Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.


And you'd have to change your name from Captain Trips to Captain Caveman.


Alex wouldn't allow it. But I'd be all URRRGGGG and he'd change his mind.



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15 Jan 2012, 2:20 am

shrox wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
shrox wrote:
I always carry a shotgun in public restrooms.


You are the epitome of masculine. No man envies you.


Yep, it's those damn zombies, it's like they can smell when your pants are down...


Oh, you're the doom guy. Kill any imps lately? How about those cyber demons?



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15 Jan 2012, 2:38 am

CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.


And you'd have to change your name from Captain Trips to Captain Caveman.


Alex wouldn't allow it. But I'd be all URRRGGGG and he'd change his mind.


You could wave your bone at him.


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15 Jan 2012, 4:43 am

Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.


And you'd have to change your name from Captain Trips to Captain Caveman.


Alex wouldn't allow it. But I'd be all URRRGGGG and he'd change his mind.


You could wave your bone at him.


Alex, not Kirsten.



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16 Jan 2012, 8:40 am

I wear the fur ans skin of a bear I killed previously to restaurants.


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16 Jan 2012, 3:22 pm

Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Moog wrote:
CaptainTrips222 wrote:
I carry a giant femur.

Not that last one... I guess without the bone club I'm not manly at all.


And you'd have to change your name from Captain Trips to Captain Caveman.


Alex wouldn't allow it. But I'd be all URRRGGGG and he'd change his mind.


You could wave your bone at him.


You said "wave your bone"...



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16 Jan 2012, 3:46 pm

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I wear the fur ans skin of a bear I killed previously to restaurants.

DamnRaccoon.



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17 Jan 2012, 7:11 pm

No, I am Duke Norris Lee.


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