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30 Nov 2006, 10:47 pm

50 Cent's used condoms (if any)

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30 Nov 2006, 11:02 pm

fifty cents

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30 Nov 2006, 11:04 pm

NO CENTS!! !

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30 Nov 2006, 11:04 pm

Fifty cents out of a church collection plate.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:06 pm

duct tape over your fingers and mouth.

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Hey little sister what have you done?
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30 Nov 2006, 11:06 pm

the angry nun who saw you steal the money
a giant hunk of metal

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30 Nov 2006, 11:14 pm

A colonoscopy.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:21 pm

A breast exam.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:22 pm

A jock strap.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:22 pm

A pap smear, given by Pap himself.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:23 pm

A pair of underpants........MY OLD underpants.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:24 pm

A set of used dentures

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30 Nov 2006, 11:25 pm

12 yards of used dental floss.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:29 pm

A pair of worn out socks, that are sewn at the bottom.

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30 Nov 2006, 11:37 pm

Old pizza

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30 Nov 2006, 11:50 pm

week old dead duck that is a zombie all over you.

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