funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 2:28 am
It depends, what did you hit me with?
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16 Apr 2021, 2:38 am
It depends, what did you hit me with?
i did not hit you at all. you were not a part of the things i wanted to punch.
funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 2:44 am
It depends, what did you hit me with?
i did not hit you at all. you were not a part of the things i wanted to punch.
But I was, you just didn't realize.
I've done both of those at some point.
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16 Apr 2021, 2:50 am
It depends, what did you hit me with?
i did not hit you at all. you were not a part of the things i wanted to punch.
But I was, you just didn't realize.
I've done both of those at some point.
no harm no foul
funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 2:58 am
I punch whoever started this terrible thread and started all this violence.
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson. 
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16 Apr 2021, 3:05 am
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson.
he is not sentient IMHO, satan pulls his puppet strings, so do your best.
funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 4:00 am
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson.
he is not sentient IMHO, satan pulls his puppet strings, so do your best.
I could probably one-shot him. But, that's a matter of physics. He likely could do the same to me, again physics.
16 Apr 2021, 4:05 am
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16 Apr 2021, 4:20 am
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson.
he is not sentient IMHO, satan pulls his puppet strings, so do your best.
I could probably one-shot him. But, that's a matter of physics. He likely could do the same to me, again physics.
he's a pasty bag of hot wind, even with my bad hips and back i could probably make him squeal like a pig. army taught me a few useful moves.
funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 4:37 am
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson.
he is not sentient IMHO, satan pulls his puppet strings, so do your best.
I could probably one-shot him. But, that's a matter of physics. He likely could do the same to me, again physics.
he's a pasty bag of hot wind, even with my bad hips and back i could probably make him squeal like a pig. army taught me a few useful moves.
If you weigh 200lbs two things are true:
you can throw a punch hard enough to knock most people out
you can throw a punch hard enough to really badly f**k up your wrist
When I was in high school a car drove by me and threw some garbage so I threw the bottle back and struck the car.
Out stepped Adam Sage, he swung, I flinched and headbutted his hand like a soccer ball.
He was wearing a cast on his wrist the next time I saw him.
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16 Apr 2021, 5:03 am
CockneyRebel
No wait, I'd hurt him.
I punch no one. I'll leave this one chambered.
f**k that, I'm punching Tucker Carlson.
he is not sentient IMHO, satan pulls his puppet strings, so do your best.
I could probably one-shot him. But, that's a matter of physics. He likely could do the same to me, again physics.
he's a pasty bag of hot wind, even with my bad hips and back i could probably make him squeal like a pig. army taught me a few useful moves.
If you weigh 200lbs two things are true: you can throw a punch hard enough to knock most people out you can throw a punch hard enough to really badly f**k up your wrist When I was in high school a car drove by me and threw some garbage so I threw the bottle back and struck the car. Out stepped Adam Sage, he swung, I flinched and headbutted his hand like a soccer ball. He was wearing a cast on his wrist the next time I saw him.
an elbow to his nose would have made him feel worse.
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16 Apr 2021, 5:26 am
I punch members of Wrong Planet who enjoy giving others the impression that they are nothing more than outcasts here on Wrong Planet!
funeralxempire
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16 Apr 2021, 5:29 am
Ouch, wtf.
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19 Apr 2021, 5:17 am
If you weigh 200lbs two things are true:
you can throw a punch hard enough to knock most people out
you can throw a punch hard enough to really badly f**k up your wrist
I honestly believed this sentence would end in 'pants'
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19 Apr 2021, 7:07 am
I punch that tourist who came in this country who have one of the earliest cases of the damn virus.
But that'll be moot point. Because that person's likely dead about a year now.
And one does not speak ill of the dead.
Not that I actually did, maybe except express my frustrations at him/her.
Again... The things I really wanna punch -- ain't people. Nor a person.
Unless someone here considers pests, abstract concepts, sensations, events, certain inanimate objects or some vaguely living/nonliving thing as a 'person'.
AnonymousAnonymous
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19 Apr 2021, 6:05 pm
I punch a male co-worker who has been trying to set me up with a female co-worker!
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