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15 Aug 2012, 1:59 pm

Dear Jess, I am truly impressed!
You never get mad at people; that was excellent!

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15 Aug 2012, 2:02 pm

Oh, so now you assume that I hardly get angry and annoyed at people?? Well I do! I just don't show it unless it's people in real life!



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15 Aug 2012, 2:39 pm

I sense some rude spirit here, I like it. This is good that you show it in real life, just don't shout at others too much as your breathe is foul!



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15 Aug 2012, 2:42 pm

How would you know? You haven't even met me in person, so how could you just assume that?



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15 Aug 2012, 10:03 pm

Dear JESS, I can explain.
Colinnnn's breath is so remarkably toxic, that once someone was lighting a cigarette about six feet from him, and when Colinnn started to make a comment, his breath caught fire, sort of like lighting a propane torch!
He was approached, for weeks afterwards, by local children, asking him to toast marshmallows for them.
Being Colinnnn, he just growled and chased them away......

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16 Aug 2012, 12:35 am

Hey Skylat, you're right about Colinn. The only other person who can outdo his nastiness is you.

Ha ha ha.



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16 Aug 2012, 4:58 am

Vicious beast.

And that is probably something that is natural, considering where you live.

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16 Aug 2012, 5:36 pm

Don't get me started about all the horrific, unnatural and downright nasty things that are customary where you live...



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16 Aug 2012, 5:42 pm

Dear CyborgUprising, Do you refer to California, to America, to North America, or to Planet Earth?
Each category has its own particular vileness to contend with, as well as unique local idiocy.

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16 Aug 2012, 5:54 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear CyborgUprising, Do you refer to California, to America, to North America, or to Planet Earth?
Each category has its own particular vileness to contend with, as well as unique local idiocy.

Sylkat


Dear Lord Hezroth! You're an Earthling?! Well, in that case, all of the above apply.



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16 Aug 2012, 6:34 pm

I see you have returned to this thread cyborg. I thought you would have been melted down and made into spare car parts by now.



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16 Aug 2012, 8:20 pm

Are you sure you're not a neo-nazi skinhead?



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16 Aug 2012, 9:03 pm

Oh, joy.
The Conniving Cat is back.
Cough up any particularly interesting hairballs lately?

Sylkat :roll:



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17 Aug 2012, 11:11 am

Lick myself? Why would I do that?

of course, I do cough up hairballs when I eat annoying little dormice like yourself

*eats you*

And yet I continue to snack on little guys like you. Unbelievable.



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17 Aug 2012, 11:17 am

I know you're not really a cat person, you're just using that avatar to make people think you are! Well I know better!



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17 Aug 2012, 11:26 am

I think you need a hug.

*rubs head against you and purrs*