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21 Nov 2011, 7:56 pm

^ I have one of those.

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21 Nov 2011, 7:57 pm

I LOVE my new cell phone!

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22 Nov 2011, 12:26 am

The sun fell on my head as I was going for a walk, yesterday.

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22 Nov 2011, 8:16 am

My dog is the nicest smelling creature ever.

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22 Nov 2011, 8:18 am

This thread is about the truth.

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22 Nov 2011, 8:31 am

I am highly skilled at detecting sarcasm.

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22 Nov 2011, 11:03 am

I ate a cat for lunch. Now I'm coughing up furballs.

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22 Nov 2011, 3:45 pm

Dear Indy, Since cats have 9 lives, that cat is going to spend the next 8 trying to climb up out of your stomach...If you put a stethoscope against your abdomen, you can hear him hissing and growling; he is MAD! Sylkat

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22 Nov 2011, 3:59 pm

Sylkat, I wish you'd warned me earlier. It scratched through my stomach hours ago. When I try to eat cats now they just fall straight through the hole...

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22 Nov 2011, 4:09 pm

I just ate an MP3. It tasted good! :lol:

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22 Nov 2011, 4:13 pm

My owls are much more spacious inside than they appear on the outside. In fact, one of them managed to eat 5 cats and rather than fighting to get out, the cats decided to order some furniture from IKEA and live inside the owl.

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22 Nov 2011, 4:24 pm

I hope those cats use the upholstered pieces for scratching posts. I do not trust Ikea; I have a suspicion that it is Sweden's method of taking over the world. Sylkat :evil:

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22 Nov 2011, 4:38 pm

I will not overeat on Thanksgiving.

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22 Nov 2011, 5:00 pm

Dear mntn 13, So what's a 'Random Lie' about that? No one EVER overeats on Thanksgiving! Sylkat

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22 Nov 2011, 5:43 pm

I woke up to see the rain coming up from the ground, into the sky. The sky was like an upside down swimming pool without the walls.

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22 Nov 2011, 5:58 pm

Isn't that typical of English weather all the time, anyway? And fog so thick you have to cut your way through it with a machete. Sylkat

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