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05 Jul 2018, 5:16 pm

1. I came close to being arrested for drumming on a subway train seat.

2. I came close to being arrested for kicking subway poles right after I just missed an "E" train.

3. I used to write poems to women on subway trains--and some even responded positively.



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05 Jul 2018, 5:33 pm

Well if there's only 1 lie it means you were close to being arrested. Which I think one of them is the lie indeed.

I don't think you were arrested while drumming unless it's a no busking zone. So I'd wager #1 is a lie

Oh, edit: I read incorrectly, I was thinking you drummed on the platform outside the train... well still I picked already so I guess that's it for me :))



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05 Jul 2018, 5:36 pm

Incorrect. When I was 17, I was taken off the train and taken into a "back room." There they read me the riot act, and said I was lucky I wasn't "taken in" right then and there. I was really close to being arrested.

The Lie is #2. I did kick some subway poles in frustration after just missing an "E" train----but only other passengers noticed.



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05 Jul 2018, 5:40 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Incorrect. When I was 17, I was taken off the train and taken into a "back room." There they read me the riot act, and said I was lucky I wasn't "taken in" right then and there. I was really close to being arrested.

The Lie is #2. I did kick some subway poles in frustration after just missing an "E" train----but only other passengers noticed.


Wow seriously? like you brought an actual drum piece to the train and went off?

A have a Russian friend living in the US he said police is REALLY tough there and tend to use excessive force. I don't know if that's true but he's not the only one saying that..



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05 Jul 2018, 5:50 pm

Nope. Didn't bring a drum set. I "drummed" on the plastic seats.

Some cops can be as*holes; others are okay, though.



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05 Jul 2018, 6:30 pm

#2 for Isabella



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05 Jul 2018, 6:52 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
#2 for Isabella



My lie was 3.
Parts of yesterday were very exciting (despite the concurrent grief -- what an odd day), but today was even better.


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05 Jul 2018, 7:15 pm

It's almost as if you've met the Man of your Dreams :)



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05 Jul 2018, 7:25 pm

LMAO. Nope, you know me. It's all much more sublime!


How would you know Isabella in a room of reading women?

1. I would be barefoot and twisted into a small pretzel shape of some sort, with a fuzzy grey blanket nearby.

2. The rest of the room would be topsy turvy and I might even be wearing shleppies past noon.

3. I would be listening to classical music in the background or on my headphones, while humming along.


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05 Jul 2018, 7:26 pm

1. I once met the "woman of my dreams"----but it just fizzled out because she wanted "excitement."

2. Once time, a little girl told me: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

3. A very pretty and refined lady once liked my howls so much------that she came up to me and kissed me on the nose :wink:



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05 Jul 2018, 7:28 pm

#1. Your blanket would be another color.



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05 Jul 2018, 7:28 pm

Ima pick 3 for the man with the tail.


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05 Jul 2018, 7:31 pm

Right again, Sublime Isabella!

Though I have had subtle smiles elicited from women on the train :P



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05 Jul 2018, 7:32 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
#1. Your blanket would be another color.


1 is true. All my cozy things are grey because I love the cozy feeling of thunderstorms.

2 is true (as you knew)

3 is my lie. I don't have any digital music and I don't own headphones. I rarely play music when I'm reading and I actually don't own a lot of classical music (all my music is vinyl so I'd have to physically "own" it).

PS. If you wrote me a poem on a train I'd give you a peck on the nose, for sure :)

PPS. Likewise if you howled. :)


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05 Jul 2018, 7:39 pm

I guess I should have known....there is an element of "Sublime Grey" in the Bronte countryside.....

1. I had a crush on a woman who worked "temp" with me. She was a singer on the side. She invited me to one of her shows. She would only cursorily talk to me---but she dispatched two men to take me to the 135th Street subway station. This area was very dangerous in 1986.

2. I was asked to escort this woman to a guitar store, circa 1986. She was very nice, and we had a nice little chat. A few racial comments were directed our way. Ultimately, I had a romance with this woman's mother.

3. I took a woman who worked in a little concession stand to the movie "'Round Midnight." It was about a famous jazz musician who was a heroin addict. I took her home to the Bronx, and we made out in her apartment house vestibule. It was one of the loveliest evenings of my life. Also 1986.



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05 Jul 2018, 7:42 pm

1. Nope.


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