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13 Jul 2021, 7:55 am

Because the cheese doesn't always have to stand alone. (cue stirring music)

When is a door not a door?


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15 Jul 2021, 6:13 am

When it's a banjo.

Which is easier to hit a barn door with; a piano or a banjo?



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15 Jul 2021, 10:02 am

A door of a size of one barn can be easily hit with pretty anything or anything pretty.

Why is Metro underground?


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31 Jul 2021, 8:13 pm

It's hiding from Ruralo.

Where is the right planet?


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31 Jul 2021, 10:41 pm

second star to the right and straight on til morning

what are you really looking for?


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01 Aug 2021, 10:27 pm

An endless supply of venomous spiders

War! What is it good for?


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08 Aug 2021, 11:39 am

It's good for splinters and bee stings.

Does she really sell sea shells?


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08 Aug 2021, 12:11 pm

Yes, the shells are from the shell-fish. And that reminds me... Do you like fresh fish? It's just fine at Finney's Diner. Finney also has some fresher fish that's fresher and much finer. But his best fish is his freshest fish and Finney says with pride, "The finest fish at Finney's is my freshest fish, French-fried!"

Did you see a gnome take a gnock at a gnat that was gnibbling the gnose of a gnu?


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08 Aug 2021, 5:33 pm

Yes, but sadly without the melon and clockwork mechanism.

What's it worth?


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09 Aug 2021, 8:06 am

A Bitcoin In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Etherium


Did someone order a pizza?


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09 Aug 2021, 2:17 pm

Yes. It was that dog -- the dog did it.


On what part of history did you altered?


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10 Aug 2021, 12:05 pm

The great Martian invasion of 1324. What, you didn't know about it? Just goes to show... 8)

Should goats really be allowed to tap-dance?


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12 Aug 2021, 6:45 pm

No, just climb trees - it is safer


Will things ever get back to normal?


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13 Aug 2021, 6:03 am

Only if someone fixes the seesaw.

Which is worse up a tree; a goat or a pigeon?



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13 Aug 2021, 5:14 pm

Yes.

What does powdered milk do?


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13 Aug 2021, 6:30 pm

It provides ammunition for badgers.

What is the difference between Jupiter and Earth?


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