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25 Aug 2021, 3:36 pm

Break the law and I'm sure the Police will show you.

Does Bill Gates have a lot to answer for?



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25 Aug 2021, 4:29 pm

(millitants :lol: )


No - but Henrique Mess certainly does.

Is this thing on?


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26 Aug 2021, 10:52 am

Yes and it's vibrating like mad!

Will I get through until 6 Sept?


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26 Aug 2021, 11:28 am

No. You'd get through an eye of a needle instead, which is supposedly a gateway to nirvana or heaven.


When was the last time you smuggled anything?


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26 Aug 2021, 11:33 am

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No. You'd get through an eye of a needle instead, which is supposedly a gateway to nirvana or heaven.


When was the last time you smuggled anything?



8O Perfect. I mean, damn that sucks! ^ ^

I smuggled my bf into my house during lockdown. Under cover of darkness.

What's the point?


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26 Aug 2021, 3:03 pm

One dimension.


On a scale of 10 to 11, how's itchy can an average bath towel should be?


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26 Aug 2021, 3:07 pm

11, unless you're a masochist and want 10.

Do I want to go for my massage tomorrow?


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26 Aug 2021, 4:04 pm

No. Because you'll be sore. Or tender. Depends on the preparation of... The... Dish... Uhhh...

Yeah, don't.



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27 Aug 2021, 3:44 am

I have no idea because I've never owed the tax man money.

What are my chances of winning the lottery?



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27 Aug 2021, 6:43 am

Odds you receive a package that contains lightning, and explodes in you.



How many times had someone caught you sneaking, with your hand in a cookie jar?


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27 Aug 2021, 7:07 am

I was once caught sneaking out of the cookie jar where I'm kept.

How many glasses of water should you drink every day?


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27 Aug 2021, 7:27 am

None. Because I don't put nor drink any water in any glasses.



Pick one: Red shirt, blue shirt, or yellow shirt.


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27 Aug 2021, 7:35 am

Turquoise quilt with sequins.

Are you blue?


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27 Aug 2021, 7:45 am

Yes. It's called cyanosis.


What's the safest way to handle a fish?


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27 Aug 2021, 7:54 am

Fish come with handles attached, you should use them.

How to handle birds?


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27 Aug 2021, 8:57 am

Depends. Dead or alive? How many at once?


Should I or shouldn't I?


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