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Dear Taupey,, of course you don't know what I was talking about, Justin Bieber is a figment of Zeldafan's imagination. A figment that is NOT a very good singer.
Dear Ten, may I ask what you are commanding them to do? Should I worry about waking up in the morning to find my house painted chartreuse with fuchsia polka-dots? Like the last time you had them 'spruce up' America?
Dear MerciXFaveur, rather cute little summer cottage you have there...Sylkat

I sleep in the nude with absolutely nothing on.

When I speak, everyone usually hears what I have to say.

Sylkat, thanks to the money, I can buy myself a small plane:

Dear 'D', Please tell your pilot that that big blue thing is an ocean, not a runway!

That, "runway," most definitely does not look like it will collapse at the slightest added weight/downward force. There are no man-eating organisms in the water below.

Any 2x2 Lego brick with an eye on it will conduct electricity on a Wednesday providing you ask the hydrocarbons within to rearrange themselves nicely

The human flora scheduled a communist [sic] revolution for GMT 20111126.000000. They demand that all mitochondria are liberated from their slavery inside eukaryotic cells. It will be quite bloody (literally). Humans will then advance as the numerous bacteria reorganize the systems, start a Cultural Revolution against the neurons, purge the muscle cells, liberate the mitochondria, and scavenge the bones.

My teeth are bright green.

I'm. Not emo!! ! : b

Dear Emily, Everyone here on Wrong Planet is calm to the point of placidity. Sylkat

I sleep on a gigantic housecat instead of a bed.

Dear Squirsh, Please don't get upset, but I fear your pet store may have accidentally sold you a panther. As long as he is well-fed, I am sure there will be no problems. Sylkat

My kitty is definitely not a panther. I sleep upon the lesser spotted Giganticus Kitticus. Like a normal housecat except 20 times larger. The cost of food is expensive but I can ride it to college so having no transport costs balances out the cost of keeping my huge cat fed.

I sweat, I barf, and I crap dollars.