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27 Aug 2021, 9:25 am

You mustn't.

What the smell of muskox can be compared to?


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27 Aug 2021, 10:35 am

A deceased toothbrush.

Who discovered cheese?



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27 Aug 2021, 10:38 am

Cheese themselves. Duh.


How many people who had cut the cheese?


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27 Aug 2021, 10:41 am

Millions but none survived.

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27 Aug 2021, 10:43 am

stench, wind

Who dares snigger?



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27 Aug 2021, 10:49 am

WP rules forbid the answer.

What's the difference between beer and ale?


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27 Aug 2021, 11:06 am

An ailing bear.


How many individuals does it take to replace a lightbulb?


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27 Aug 2021, 11:16 am

Lightbulbs are never replaced. They are an essence of our subjective consciousness, eternal and deathless.

The real question becomes, do you exist?


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27 Aug 2021, 11:35 am

Oh my, no. Who even exists anymore? Existing is terribly out of fashion.

How many Flintstones gummy vitamins can someone eat until they meet Jesus?



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27 Aug 2021, 11:37 am

None because they are fossilised.

Is the fad for vitamin tablets caused by the maker's need for profit?



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27 Aug 2021, 12:23 pm

The fad for wanting profit is caused by the consumption of vitamin tablets, obviously. Too much Vitamin C(apitalism) does that to you.

How many rabbits can a magician fit into their hat?



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27 Aug 2021, 12:57 pm

The number of the whole audience. Cause inception. Cause reality is an illusion.


Why do clown cars exists?


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27 Aug 2021, 1:07 pm

Because clown oil industry cartels destroyed the clown rail network.

What do jellyfish eat?


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27 Aug 2021, 1:17 pm

Curry. Because why not.

Why is sandstone called sandstone?


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27 Aug 2021, 2:46 pm

The six legged closed eyed mammals said so.


Who or what created the dictionary?


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27 Aug 2021, 2:51 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
The six legged closed eyed mammals said so.


Who or what created the dictionary?


A man named Dick O'Nary

What is the meaning of life?


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