What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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06 Jul 2013, 7:42 am

I don't remember much of it but I remember a chucky type dead body laid on top of me. I screamed and threw it off of me. The end.



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08 Jul 2013, 4:00 pm

wittgenstein wrote:
I woke up laughing. My wife asked,"what are you laughing about?" I answered, " I just told myself a joke I have never heard before."
In the dream I was watching TV. The announcer announced, "what would Jesus do?" The screen became filled with Jesus face. He then took a drag on a cig. The announcer said," Jesus would smoke camels"!
I think my subconscious was telling me that spirituality has been co-opted by commercialism.
That dream also showed me that multiple personality disorder exists in all of us. Also that there is nothing intrinsically illogical about the trinity. After all, knowledge is one and yet still divided by signifier and signified.
By the way, I am not Catholic. Just trying to understand the infinite.


Maybe it means that today Christ would be crucified piecemeal over time by smoking Camels ( which is one of the few brands that still comes in an unfiltered version).

Woody Allen turned one of his dreams into a film short. In the dream he was being carried on a cross by a group of hooded figures down Wall Street. They encountered another group of hooded figures carrying someone else on a cross. And the two groups ended up fighting over a parking space.

Said he " had no idea what the dream means".



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13 Jul 2013, 3:01 pm

I've been having horrible nightmares for the past few nights, and I haven't been sleeping well, either. Each dream is like a complex short story, and each one is different but plays off of the others, and then I wake up in a cold sweat but fall back asleep again, and then another dream starts.

In the dreams, there seem to be some common themes and imagery. They're mostly about monsters and demons, and mainly oddly religious. There is some type of creature that crawls around on the ceiling and walls of my bedroom, but it is trapped in here by four "posts" at each of the corners of the room, creating a spiritual force field (looking around my room just now, I realize that I incidentally and unintentionally placed an item of personal signance at each of the corners). Also, whenever a person is born, a demon is born, and the way a person lives their life influences their demon, and when they die, if they don't "get right" beforehand, their demon gets released into the world. So there are all these horrible things out there because of how awful people can be.

Anyway, in the dreams, I keep getting chased by demons and monsters and having to fight them off, but then I keep getting killed and having a false awakening into my bedroom, except bugs will be crawling under my skin and the thing will be in my room, so I realize I'm still having a nightmare and then really wake up. I also keep finding cryptic messages or hearing voices in my head in the dreams, stuff like: "Thomas's twin is also Thomas," and "The Buddha is sleeping."

In a way, last night's was the worst because I quit fighting and dark forces took control of me, and suddenly I could hear the blackbirds outside my window talking, and they were telling me there was going to be an assasination attempt, and I should watch the news and not let people know the things I was seeing.



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30 Jul 2013, 4:24 am

I had a dream last night where I was in school and I had to read out loud and then a massive fight broke out because I got frustrated because I couldn't read well and the teacher couldn't control the issue.


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30 Jul 2013, 8:56 pm

gee, I haven't had any school dreams in a long time. I used to also have recurring army dreams. thankfully none of those for a good long time also.



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31 Jul 2013, 6:49 am

I've just been to China, and one of the side effects of the antimalarial tablets I'm taking is strange dreams. And they have been really strange.

I had a dream that my geography teacher was using my hairbrush to clean her boots.

Then I had a dream that I was in an economics class and I knew all the maths we were being taught, so I was allowed to do my own thing. I came up with a theory about quarks and won a Nobel prize. When I woke up, my friend told me that I was talking about physics in my sleep.

Last night I dreamt that I could move things, set things on fire and make plants grow... with my mind. It was the most realistic dream I can remember having, and it was so vivid that for a few minutes after I woke up I was wondering why it didn't work any more.



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31 Jul 2013, 11:17 am

i dreamed that i could not exit my driveway due to a slow moving traffic jam.
i found out (for some inexplicable reason) that the traffic jam was due to free hot dogs being handed out in katoomba.
people came from all areas of sydney to get a free hot dog. some even came from 120 km away.
i could not back out of my driveway to go and get eggs and milk because the traffic was continuously traveling at 15 kmh, and there was no gaps.
i am glad that that did not happen in real life because i would have gotten into trouble.



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31 Jul 2013, 11:19 am

I had a dream where I woke up but I was still dreaming and it kept happening over and over again until I really did wake up.


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31 Jul 2013, 11:35 am

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i wrote what i have now deleted after temporarily waking up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. it was nonsense. i was in a daze.



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31 Jul 2013, 12:09 pm

^^That is a weird dream.


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01 Aug 2013, 6:59 pm

I dreamed just last night that I was at my old house, naked , with a shotgun, rushing room to room, searching for apparently the devil himself. I was horribly scared. It was so real. I woke up in a sweat. And today at work, I was very nearly having an anxiety attack. And for about 6 hours I couldn't talk. I was mute. People addressed me and all I could do was glare. I am not supervised at work, so few noticed, luckily. I don't know what brought it on but I was really scared, of what, I don't know.



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01 Aug 2013, 7:25 pm

I had a dream that made no sense a couple of weeks ago. I dreamed that gravity was something made up by the government to keep us from realizing our true potential, and that humans had been able to fly all along but we had to invent planes because the government repressed us.

I woke up very, very confused.


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02 Aug 2013, 12:07 am

I had a Phoenix Wright dream last night. It sparked my interest in the series again.

I dreamed that I was in the Phoenix Wright universe and I hung out with Phoenix and Maya. Phoenix was ready to go head to head against Edgeworth on a case when all of a sudden two young women arrived in the courtroom. One of them was Phoenix's former assistant before Maya and the other was Edgeworth's former girlfriend. Edgeworth tried to convince Phoenix that Phoenix's forer assistant was up to no good but he didn't listen. They argued and objected to each other for a few minutes until Edgeworth gave up, grabbed a cake that was sitting in the bleachers and decided to give it to his ex girlfriend to try to get back together with her. Phoenix and Maya left to do some investigating.

Meanwhile, I stayed behind and observed that Phoenix's former assistant and Edgeworth's ex were now lesbian lovers, and they were plotting to get Phoenix disbarred. They kidnapped me and took me with them to the record keeper, who was a former criminal and dumb as a sack of rocks. They convinced him to change Phoenix's record to show that the judge had him disbarred because of a scandal where he allegedly got Maya pregnant (which of course was all a lie that they made up to make him look bad). Meanwhile I was tied up and yelling and crying "No! Don't do this to Phoenix! You can't do this to him!" I tried to stab one of the women with a shiv made out of paper mache (sp) but it didn't do anything.

The dream ended shortly after that. (it would have been nice if the dream had continued and involved Phoenix rescuing me...)



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03 Aug 2013, 4:32 am

I like those dreams where I'm aware that I'm dreaming. I always go into peoples houses and have a good nosey round. It's hard to stay in them dreams though because I'm semi conscious.

This morning I was dreaming about Marie Anne Faithfull. I didn't really know who she was so I've just had to Wikipedia her. She was from the old days.


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04 Aug 2013, 8:00 am

i do not often have memorable dreams, and my recent memorable dreams are not outstanding.
i dreamed last night that a hardware shop was advertising that they were dispensing free hot dogs to any visitor, and it caused an average 69km long traffic jam in seven directions toward it's location that i was listening to reports about on the radio in my car.

i woke up and laughed, but then i saw that it was not funny and i flopped back immediately to sleep.



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05 Aug 2013, 3:57 pm

Last night I had two dreams that were connected to each other.

In the first dream I went to town on a night out where I met up with some strangers. Anyway an altercation broke out between two of them and I woke up.

In the second dream the police came to my house asking me questions about the fight in my first dream. I told him I knew nothing about it.


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