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I just looked it up in Dick O'Nary's book.
LIFE 1. n. a green, jelly-like substance secreted by queen mice to feed their brood.
2. v. to incarcerate (usually oneself) in an airing cupboard.

What is "spackling"?

You get this when you honey glaze and cook spanners.

Can a human live in a bird box?

Yes, they're common pests there.

Winnie the ____

insane stoat.

Nelly the _____

Nihilist Nincompoop

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because they were bored.

Fluffy vs cuddly?

hedgehog


shaken or stirred?

I like hydraulics.

Do you really hope that [insert name of disliked politician here]'s next turd is a backwards facing hedgehog?

No.
I curse them with high pitch voice and compulsive screaming instead.


What's the best way to take an eyeball out of someone's skull?

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Politely, with the best surgical technique and a signed consent form.
. . . wait I think that is the right answer I should have said . . .
Peanut butter!


When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and ____ __

"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and ____ __"

Don't look down.

What's up?

Watermelons were harmed in the posting of this post.


What's the first thing you'll see at day?

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Invisible Squirrels.

Pizza or Curry?

You can eat the color of an orange and fill yourself with smell of a meadow...

Which floor tiles should I choose for the hall?

Led Zeppelin's.



To be or not to be?

One bee, not two.

How to bow?