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25 Nov 2011, 4:28 pm

Dear Kevin, You did NOT tell me that Ten and I just squashed a Mafia-owned hotel/ casino with a stolen Swedish/British office building? Dare I suspect that someone may very well become slightly peeved at us? Sylkat

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25 Nov 2011, 4:34 pm

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25 Nov 2011, 4:56 pm

I work at Burger King.

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25 Nov 2011, 5:45 pm

Dear Barnabear, Do they come in sizes appropriate for chihuahuas? I think my dog may be interested.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:11 pm

kevinjh wrote:

The Arizona beachfront property is nice and one can see the seagulls already in the area. :lol:

I have never seen a seagull in Arizona before.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:11 pm

i am sober as a judge.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:13 pm

And judges are always stone cold sober.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:46 pm

Idaho joins the bandwagon and creates public sector beachfront property along its western border without paying attention to the physical geography.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:49 pm

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25 Nov 2011, 7:52 pm

So now Idaho's going to have nude beaches,like California and Florida?

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25 Nov 2011, 7:58 pm

Sylkat wrote:

So now Idaho's going to have nude beaches,like California and Florida?

The statements in brackets are blatant lies.
[Ugh, why does it seem like everyone around me expresses a desire to bring up Vileness? There could have been a cleaner comment]

Yes, they definitely will. The weather agrees with the idea. Now, all the universities in the Midwest are attempting to find a way to sink areas the size of the new coastal states.

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25 Nov 2011, 8:26 pm

Dear Kevin, I apologize for bringing up an off-color subject. Sylkat :oops:
Off-topic, I know

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25 Nov 2011, 8:30 pm

I am Sally...

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25 Nov 2011, 8:37 pm

Hello, Sally, I'm Sylkat

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25 Nov 2011, 8:40 pm

Uh oh...

I am not kevinjh, usually named Kevin.

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25 Nov 2011, 8:41 pm

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