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^^ strangely with inkjet printed tiles and using the album-cover-art that just might be the right answer
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"To do, is to be" - Socrates
"To be, is to do" - Sartre
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
"Yabba Dabba Doo" - Flintstone
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo" - Unanimous Great Dane Mix-breed (of uncertain antecedents)


When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? Is this my beginning or is this the end?

"How to bow?"

Put the dress shirt or tuxedo shirt on. Button it to the top and stand in front of the mirror with the bow tie in hand. ...
Holding both ends of the bow tie, cross the longer end over the shorter end.
Loop the longer end up through the neck hole. Adjust the tightness of the tie for a comfortable fit.
Putting the longer end aside by flipping it up over the shoulder, double the shorter end at the widest part so it resembles a bow and lays sideways across the ...
Holding the bow shape with one hand, retrieve the other end and pull it down over the center of the bow shape with the other hand. ...
Bring the sides of the bow together in front with one hand; pinch them and pull. This creates a hole behind the bow.
Use the other hand to make another bow with the longer end of the tie by doubling it like the first bow.
Push this bow through the hole.
Pull on the folded ends of each bow to tighten the knot of the bow tie.

Are we there yet?

Yes. This is a prison cemetery.
That would be 30 pieces of silver.



Now...
How do you communicate with the dead?

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I kill myself. The rest is easy.

Will we see the stars tonight?

WE??.. Yes. By getting hammered...
... To the head.



Is a mug actually a form of donut?

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Yes. And mugshots are vodka-filled donuts.

Where is your dragon?

Bathing in acid. Specifically, in my stomach.
It's made of dark chocolate. I can't help it, ok?!



Describe how one should lay an egg.

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Lay egg? Why? Sacred eggs are the only right ones!

Which right is right?

One made of two wrongs and another made of two lefts.


Where is Wrong Planet??

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By the rivers of Babylon, but not quite reaching the city.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes

Why is it so hard all the time?

Because it's soft all the space.

How to treat insomnia?

Again. By getting hammered.



Enumerate the three primary colors.

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Color1, Color2, Color16.

Do you have the answer?

*Have* the antser? I can't even spell it!

Does anybody really know what time it is?

It's time for me to clean someone's clock...
......



But how does one clean someone's clock though?

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