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26 Nov 2011, 3:22 am

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26 Nov 2011, 3:42 am

Entropy will lose.



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26 Nov 2011, 4:00 am

I know all your darkest secrets, and I will broadcast them on live and international television.


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26 Nov 2011, 4:28 am

Of course you do.

The next statement is a lie.



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26 Nov 2011, 8:59 am

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26 Nov 2011, 9:17 am

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26 Nov 2011, 11:40 am

Yeah, you all can't lie worth a hoot!


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26 Nov 2011, 2:06 pm

Thomas Jefferson prayed to Raptor Jesus because Ceiling Cat is a lie.



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26 Nov 2011, 2:52 pm

There are plenty of Jesii, so much they form multiple hosts.


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26 Nov 2011, 2:52 pm

i've got the moves like Jagger.



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26 Nov 2011, 3:25 pm

Everyone in this discussion has the moves like James Brown.



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26 Nov 2011, 8:59 pm

There's a new restaurant in town. It's called Burger Queen.


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26 Nov 2011, 9:05 pm

Dear Mick, Your new restaurant sounds fab...how is the food different from Burger King?

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No one in America is eating left-over turkey.



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26 Nov 2011, 9:14 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Mick, Your new restaurant sounds fab...how is the food different from Burger King?

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No one in America is eating left-over turkey.


The burgers are made with prime rib.


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26 Nov 2011, 9:18 pm

The Kinks in Mick's new avatar are leaning on a loaded cannon. I'm worried... :(



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26 Nov 2011, 9:22 pm

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