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26 Nov 2011, 11:41 pm

I play the tambourine with no hands.

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27 Nov 2011, 12:31 am

I can mimic your voices, and I can impersonate each and everyone of you.

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27 Nov 2011, 1:28 am

I can compose non-horrible (to myself) counterpoint.

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27 Nov 2011, 1:38 am

my germs are better than your germs.

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27 Nov 2011, 1:40 am

auntblabby wrote:

my germs are better than your germs.

[Not if you realized why I am rarely sick these days.]

I am not oblivious to a lot.

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27 Nov 2011, 3:39 am

Figments of our imagination do not grow on fig trees. They grow on vines, like peanuts and oysters....Sylkat

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27 Nov 2011, 3:50 am

Three rows of rose rose when the sun rose and raised its rays, rightfully razing the raided of the darkness.

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27 Nov 2011, 3:51 am

I destroy solar systems for breakfast.

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27 Nov 2011, 4:02 am

Parakeets originally weighed 75 pounds and were trained to carry bombs into enemy territory. They frequently hit the wrong targets, because their eyesight was poor, and avian contact lenses had not been invented yet.

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27 Nov 2011, 4:10 am

I can fire Barack Obama, Ban Ki-Moon, Abdullah al-Saud, Hu Jintao, Lee Myung-Bak, Joseph Ratzinger, Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor, and other rulers at will.

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27 Nov 2011, 4:38 am

I would love to eat the moon.

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