What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamt i was sitting at a round table with about 6 elderly lesbians [all dressed in identical jackie onassis outfits complete with pillbox hats] who were gently proving to me that i was not a sociopath.

In my dream last night, I think I was in a classroom, and we had to take notes on a North Korea documentary. I had seen it already, (As well as in real life.) so I started to write down significant parts that had happened. (It was really interesting.)

i dreamt i was back at work, only they had some kind of party and i came after it was over but there was all these cold but yummy barbequed chicken breasts all over the place and i was trying to eat them all.

it was not a dream, but a pre-sleep imagination.

i imagined a crowded supermarket checkout with a large man in one of the queues who was checking a label on one of his purchases, and he suddenly burst out with :
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... 54145&q=hi
and the customers scrambled and crashed in all directions.

I had a dream that I lost my favourite pair of shoes and kept wandering around the place finding these expensive high heeled pairs of shoes everywhere but couldn't find my own shoes anywhere

I had a dream this morning where a topless hooker on meth jumped in my car and refused to get out so I drove her to the police station where the police refused to arrest her but did "help" her out of the car.

Two nights ago I dreamt I was a census taker investigating a remote island in the south Amazon area. The men on this island hand hands that were shaped like claws. I woke up and wrote a short story about it. It's called Claw Hands People. I'll edit it sometime then look for a publisher.

i dreamt of a professor and his son in their living room together, i was watching the professor play with some cobbled together bits of feathered chicken wings inside of a cage, and i asked him what he was doing with that chicken thing? he replied that he called it "high concept." then i asked him what he fed "high concept" and was met with a pregnant silence. then in another part of the dream i was shaving some asian guy with an electric razor. then i went with this asian guy to some mall and while walking down the broad avenue inside from storefront to storefront, i suddenly had to go to the bathroom but when i ducked inside of the nearest lavatory i noticed it was thoroughly soiled with feces all over inside of it. this disgusted me to no end and i forgot about having to go and went back to tell the asian man about it but he disappeared. then i awoke.

I was hanging out with Henry Rollins, because he was in town to do a set (in my gym?!?) We hung out all day, then I had a front row seat to the show...then the alarm woke me up.

I had a very vivid dream that I was at the arrival of the dwarves to Bag End in The Hobbit. No matter how hard I fought and tried, Bombur wouldn't give me any cheese. I pulled out a long and deadly looking blade, cut his hands off as he was carrying several wheels of cheese. I was sitting on the floor and happily eating cheese when Thorin arrived and beheaded me.

Dream Two:
I found myself in a cheese factory that made all of my favourite cheeses, and I greedily and happily ate it all. Then I had to poo and couldn't because I was so blocked up from the cheese. I drank a gallon of laxative, and couldn't stop going! I took one tiny nibble of some weird hybrid between baby swiss, provolone, extra sharp tilamook cheddar, smoked muenster, and pepper jack. Then it all went to normal again, and I was in a place eating a medium rare, 32 ounce steak that tasted amazing and had hints of those cheeses and some good sauces. I drank a couple of pints of heather ale, and the dream ended.

Dream three:
One word...BACON

I had a dream that was working on some type of 4-part assignment for what I think was English. The teacher was a substitute teacher in real life, it was 12:34 AM as I was trying to finish this product, and I knew 4 others had finished it and I was on the deadline date. So I had stayed in the classroom(?) to finish it, but my sleepiness had overwhelmed me, and I had fell asleep. Then I woke up. (Much to my relief!)

I've had some pretty cool dreams recently.

Last night, I was with someone who I never got a chance to say goodbye to. Looked exactly like I remembered them. I went to hug them, and they retreated. So, I sat down and waited, and did something else. In the end, they started leaning on me. I never moved a muscle - I finally understood. It was never supposed to be a two-way street.

When I woke, I felt freer. Another attachment disconnected? Who knows.

Had a really weird dream last night. Was with a group of women..7 or 8 and we were trying to get somewhere in a car but there was a storm and the first taxi got washed in the flood, turning around and around and me saying "I TOLD YOU this would happen". but everyone was annoyed with me so some other women gave me a lift in their car - the colours were more vivid and they were nicer and friendlier and we were all packed tight in this car but still something wasn't right and then I woke up.

What does that mean? Why wasn't it supposed to be a two-way street?

My dream last night was like some cool film/movie. People around me were growing films of skin on their faces and it brought about something good, but I can't remember what. I think it might have brought them youth or something. I think I had one too. People were peeling off the films and it changed them. All the colours in my dream were the sort of colour you'd see in a modern film.

Not a very fun one.I dreamed I was in a car and got blown up.I could feel an intense pressure and then the feeling of being jerked apart,it wasn't painful,and thinking "well,this is it".Then I woke up.I think it was a dream drone.

Last night I dreamed that I was in a Hot Air balloon with a teacher and some friends , We were on a School trip somewhere , however I kept lying across the box You stand in , and I slipped and fell , but then I got my sock and put it above my head so to slow me down , like a parachute , I then landed in a heavily wooded area , I spotted a sign that said '' Warning { picture of Horse Head } ''.

Then I noticed this area was close to my House , on the way to my House I spotted a Mutilated Horse Head on the floor.

I ended up back at Home , and my Mum thought I died , I fell a mile , how could anyone survive that?!