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Venger
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12 Sep 2012, 3:13 pm

Her squinty-eyed avatar appears to already live there.



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12 Sep 2012, 8:36 pm

Dear Venger, Wouldn't it be fun if your little seal left you a dead fish on your laptop keyboard?

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12 Sep 2012, 9:51 pm

It would be even funnier if someone picked it up and slapped you across the face with it!



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13 Sep 2012, 12:35 am

Or hid a few of them inside of your pillowcase....

Sweet dreams!

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13 Sep 2012, 1:03 am

I have never met you and have no intention to!

HA! That'll hurt 'im. ...man, I'm great at this. Hath at thee, stranger!



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13 Sep 2012, 1:21 am

hello WP newb



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13 Sep 2012, 2:30 am

Hi. :3



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14 Sep 2012, 1:59 pm

Somebody's sponge appears to be melting.....

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14 Sep 2012, 9:13 pm

Perhaps the sponge thought my sulphuric acid was bottled water. Perhaps you should taste it to make sure?



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14 Sep 2012, 10:18 pm

You're feet stink and your mother smelled of Elderberries!



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14 Sep 2012, 11:32 pm

Your father is a kinkajou and your cousins all smell of bread mold.

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15 Sep 2012, 8:34 am

Scientists have won a Nobel Prize detailing how your Telomerase should not be put back together!
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There's no way the next poster can be as funny and clever as that!
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15 Sep 2012, 10:15 am

how little you know of the possable outcomes, the fact that your toes reep more hularity than your drab idea of humor makes me chuckle


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15 Sep 2012, 12:20 pm

The outcome your about to have is me blasting you with the power hose. I've been to horse stables that smell better than you.



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15 Sep 2012, 2:50 pm

Maybe you should turn the hose on yourself. You smell so bad you could knock a buzzard off a s**t wagon at 100 paces.



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15 Sep 2012, 8:22 pm

Your temper makes Ivan The Terrible look like a teddy bear.

Actually, your teddy bear looks like Ivan The Terrible.

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