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magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
I Land of Freedom.Where to buy some cloud space?
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 12,866Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
You answered your own question.Where the hell is this?
Gained Number Post Count (1).Lose Time (n).Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.
I'm sorry but the hell is experiencing blackouts due to freezing temperatures. Call later.Where is nowhere?
A temporary venue. A television set. A stage in a theater. It is anywhere you want it to be. How could a monkey compete in a singing competition?
maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
Get him or her drunk after teaching them to lip sync.Same q
My monkey is dystexic and she went to the signing competition instead... which she miraculously won How to notice a notice?
Notice it.What's the worst thing a person can be accused of?
Saving the world.Game over... over what?
Shellbelle Veteran
Joined: 12 Sep 2021Gender: FemalePosts: 709
By getting feverish, heavy and clammy and letting gravity run its course into the next river and ocean. What?
... Nothing. You just looked like you've swallowed a whole live eel without batting an eye.What is plotitis?
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,422Location: Chez Quis
The swelling of a plot or storyline. Often found in Shakespearean tragedies. Why do I even bother?
You've yet to chuck a bunch of dark and bitter chocolate in my direction, that's why. What was it like to have a paper plane crash?
Slightly more dramatic than having a paper crane plash. Am I taking on too much?
Yes.Too much macaroni.Do you wanna get carried by a tote bag?
No thanks, but I could happily retire in a library card catalogue. Hester?
Sure. What's the best shaving tool..?