What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Not exactly a weird dream, per se, but an interesting one:


I dreamed that the creators of the game Don't Starve released a "story mode" that explained how each character got into the DS world and gave each character full voice-acting, and inserted cutscenes.

I selected the character Willow and played through her story.

She was an 18 - 19 year old who still lived with her parents. One day she got into an argument with her mother when her mother confronted her about her issues with pyromania, and Willow yelled "I hate you!" and stormed out of the house. Willow ran into the forest near her house, and Maxwell appeared. He said something about an "unfortunate accident" befalling her parents and how it would be all her fault. Then he struck a match and lit her house on fire, burning her parents alive. He laughed, saying that no one would believe Willow and the "poor little pyromaniac" would be put in an insane asylum. He laughed some more and disappeared. Then willow had to fight her way through a large mansion with monsters lurking around every corner (Amnesia crossover?), and somehow ran into Wilson along the way. He helped her fight off the monsters, but I think at some point he died. When Willow escaped the mansion, she woke up in a hospital gown in an insane asylum. Then one of her roommates told her to look outside, to see a blue bird perched on a bare branch outside the window. That was the end of the dream.

While the majority of it wouldn't fit, I could see some of it working in an actual Don't Starve storyline (particularly the beginning with Willow's parents and Maxwell). Although if Maxwell ever did torment Willow like that in canon, it would be a conflict of interest for me because I am a fangirl for both of them.

i am currently playing age of empires again, and i become infused with functionality from that game that follows me to my dream world on occasions.

last night i dreamed that i went to the bakery (as i always do on mondays to get a meat pie and a chocolate muffin), and when i got to the shop, i realized i only had to click on the cashier, and then double click on the items i wanted to buy, and then i right clicked and brought up a menu on which the option "pay for goods" was listed, and i clicked that and left (using the arrow buttons and mouse).

as i was heading home. i noticed a long line of cars in a traffic jam in front of me, but it looked like it was on a computer screen, so i dragged a box around them and high lighted them all and then i pressed "delete" and to my euphoric surprise, they all exploded and i was free to drive unhindered to my driveway which was unfortunately blocked by a fallen tree. but i just switched the car off on the road and went inside and sent to sleep, and when i woke up, i realized it was all a dream.

dreams are largely unvetted in my mind, and they proceed to happen without intelligent inspection.

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i had a dream where i am some kind off murderer in a town but i dont kill any 1 i just hunt people and shot them and then i dont realy remember i kind off fly into another town and stqart shoting people there somewhere i dont know why maybey i am shoot willing

We lived in the highest level (20) in an apartment when I was a child. I dreamed that the apartment was made of jelly and if I didn't stay in the middle of the room in the centre of the apartment the building would topple over.

Another childhood dream where the apartment was surrounded by train tracks and a train was constantly going around it incredibly quickly in a loop and every time I tried to get into the apartment the train would hit me.

Warning: Very long but you might be interested in reading it if you like crossovers and Evangelion.


I dreamed that I was watching the Rebuild of Evangelion movies, and I was on the third one. Shinji, Rei and Asuka had just gotten back from a battle with the Angels. Asuka was all battered up, but was smiling and waving at a crowd of onlookers while Rei helped her walk. Shinji walked ahead of them, and was getting overwhelmed at all the flash photography being taken of him and tried to hide his face from the crowd. Also, for some reason Gendo was the President of the United States.

Somehow I had gotten inside the movie and was trying to comfort Shinji. He was telling me how he didn't believe in himself and felt like he didn't deserve all the praise he was getting, and how he wished he could give up being an EVA pilot. I tried to comfort him, but when we got inside the building, there were rows upon rows of my other favorite fictional characters who were all enthusiastically cheering and waving at Shinji. By this point Shinji was completely overwhelmed and ran off. I wondered where he had gone to and wanted to encourage him some more so he'd still be an EVA pilot, but I decided to leave him alone and visit with some of my other favorite fictional characters.

I visited Merida from Brave for a brief period of time (don't remember what we talked about) Then I found the Mad Hatter and Alice from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (a previous special interest of mine from way back in 2010). They were both really excited and happy to see me. I posed for a picture with them and hugged them. I think I even kissed Alice on the cheek. Then I took a walk with the Mad Hatter, his arm in mine. He said that he wanted to run away with me and start a new life in a new city, but I told him I couldn't because I was worried about my family (this was the Evangelion universe and it's of course post-apocalyptic).

Then I went back to walking through the rows of fictional characters and heard one banging around inside a box. I went to the room it was in and opened the box. Harley Quinn was inside, bound and gagged with velvet, silk and chains. I freed her and she hugged me, saying that I should give up on Shinji because she would make a better EVA pilot then he ever could. I told her yes and then she started doing flips around the room, telling everyone that she was the new EVA pilot and that she was my new favorite fictional character. I talked with her a little longer and she behaved very seductively towards me.

Then the scene cut to Asuka meeting with and briefly talking to Porky Minch from Earthbound/Mother. She behaves uncharacteristically nice to him, but he quickly reveals that he is working for "the enemy". Asuka gets into a prototype miniature EVA and Porky gets into a truck. A chase ensues. At this point I am watching the movie instead of being in it and I feel very tense while watching the chase scene, yelling "Asuka! Watch out!" and similar phrases. Then Porky rammed into her and the dream ended.

I dreamt I was at my sister's place [but it was different from real life] and her pet giant lizard took a shine to me and followed me around like a puppy and was always cuddling up to me and kissing me and nuzzling me.

I had a dream this morning that I was smoking a joint with Jimmy Page and Don Knotts at a gay cowboy themed house party.

I had forgotten about a good portion of it now, but I still remember one part well.

One part dealt with me on WrongPlanet's PPR section, and a thread there had 300 posts. (It does not even have 50.) As I was arguing for my point, I typed something in the likes of ''Thanks for the 300 posts of spam!'' to that person who will not be named.

The other part dealt with me basically playing Call of Duty. It felt as though it was a mixture of Black Ops and something else. I remember I was in this brown place that looked like a caved-in building. (With actual rocks blocking the way out.) Anyway, my character was holding some type of gun that was like a AK-47, but it was shaped like a stick. Anyway, I killed anybody who I saw, thus, I earned killstreaks! (For 5, it was a Napalm Strike, I forgot what was for 7, and 9 for an Attack Helicopter. Looked like something else though when it popped up.) The game ended with us winning just as I called in my Attack Helicopter. The final Killcam was in what looked like a view from the Gunship, but the panel wasn't there, and it's shots sounded like that of a Stealth Chopper.

Then I was playing Ghosts on the map Tremor. Everything felt so real! I felt myself pressing against the buttons and holding the controller! Somehow, I knew from then on I was dreaming. Yet, I continued dreaming. After that point, I could no longer kill anyone. (I can't even escape from lag in my dreams...) For some reason though, it seemed the lighting was making everyone shine though.

I had a really weird dream last night.

It dealt with a dog who likes to walk around my grandpa's yard, and he was taken to my uncle and aunt's house for something that dealt with their dog. (Breeding? It was lonely? I can't remember.)

The dream also took me to what seemed to have been a room bathed in a sunset's light in front of a moniter giving me percentages. It dealt with the Japanese workforce and it was like I was being alerted about progress. The first I can't remember what it was about, while the second was about how the trust in an employee's boss jumped from 55% to 71%.

(Does no else dream anymore?)

just awoke after a STRANGE dream. dreamt I was following some Ferrari-driving playboy to San Francisco to watch him act in an MTV adult film shoot in a sky scraper. during the shoot he cavorted with a blonde and a brunette under some white downy bed quilt, on a too-small bed. after that was done, we watched from the penthouse window as his red Ferrari was towed away by some fancy green and yellow tow truck with a storage compartment below it for scrap, and some big black mack truck pulled up very close behind and then pulled forward and crushed the Ferrari, shoving it's crushed carcass into the other truck's sub-cab storage compartment. then I found myself out in the street alone, driving an old green chevy pick up truck with an riding lawn mower in the back, still in its shipping crate but it had been back there a while in the elements, getting rusty. I drove across a pea-gravel-lined parking lot in front of somebody's hilltop mansion, then drove onto the street, not aware of why or what I was looking for, just driving aimlessly. I drove down a hill onto a main parkway, then after a block drove back up the hill and and turned back onto that pea-gravel lot with the mansion on it, only thing is my truck disappeared and left me pushing the tractor now free from its crate but still wrapped a bit in cardboard. I pushed it in front of a large Quonset hut garage of the mansion owner who greeted me, and I asked him for help, but he told me he could not help me, then I asked him if he would take my tractor as I no longer could push it around me, being shoeless and sockless also. he graciously accepted my tractor, and pushed it inside his garage. then I asked him for a favor, could he see it in his heart to spare me one of his pairs of socks and sandals? he felt sorry for me seeing my barefoot feet bruised from the hard pavement and pea gravel, and invited me into his fancy mansion where I could see the san Francisco skyline from the huge picture windows. he was wearing khaki shorts and sandals, with a tan t-shirt, and I noticed he had karposi's sarcoma lesions on his legs. I saw his "wife" [he was gay] pass by and tell him he was headed out to the store for supplies, while the man was searching in his pockets for any spare change he could find, but all that came out was some odd-sized deformed copper coins including a large pin with a decal on it indicating a graduate of the university of Cyprus, and I asked him was that where he matriculated from and he told me yes, he was a civil engineer who took his degree there. he found a pair of red thickly woven argyle socks and sandals for me to wear then bid me goodbye in the night. then I awoke.

Yet another strange dream last night. I don't remember all of it now, but I remember there was a part where there were three beautiful girls standing in my driveway, asking me about something, and then they turned into rats and started attacking me, except one gave me a sad face, so I felt sorry for her. Not sure what's going on there.

I was running through this huge apartment that had just about an infinite number of floors and rooms trying to find this girl I haven't seen since high school while I was being chased by something that was trying to kill me. Then I found the girl and it randomly turned into sex but I would notice an arm or leg or finger missing from my body so id stop my business with this girl to try and find my missing body part and it just kept repeating like that. Weird.

I woke up from a horrible dream. There were crowds of people talking loudly with music blaring everywhere. It was a party labyrinth I guess, because I kept trying to slip off on my own but around each corner was more of the same. I finally was able to slip outside, where it was still crowded but less noisy. Then some family members found me, berated me for leaving (turned out I was the guest of honor), and then took off angry. I tried to follow and apologize, but they had disappeared and I was completely lost.

Now I can't get back to sleep.

that sounds like a dream in response to the holiday hubbub.