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17 Sep 2012, 12:33 am

I have to keep my fish supply in a safe cause you might try to steal it.



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17 Sep 2012, 1:55 am

Hey Venger, let's go hit a club. It will be a nice change from the club hitting you all the time.



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17 Sep 2012, 3:49 am

Karma= seal hunters coming back as baby seals in their next lives.

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17 Sep 2012, 4:27 am

Rascal77s wrote:
Hey Venger, let's go hit a club. It will be a nice change from the club hitting you all the time.


Okay, but first stand in one place and keep your head still while I check if my club works.



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17 Sep 2012, 7:52 am

How does Venger plan on holding that golf club with his flippers?

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17 Sep 2012, 1:15 pm

I suppose holding it would be difficult if my flippers are flipping you off.



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17 Sep 2012, 1:19 pm

Here's a nicely-aged dead herring, just for you...hop back into your ice cave and enjoy your lunch...ignore that Killer Whale right at the edge of your ice floe......

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17 Sep 2012, 1:27 pm

I reckon you would make a nice meal for a hungry snake.



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17 Sep 2012, 1:30 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Here's a nicely-aged dead herring, just for you...hop back into your ice cave and enjoy your lunch...ignore that Killer Whale right at the edge of your ice floe......

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If I wait awhile longer that dead rotten fish might stink as bad as you.



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17 Sep 2012, 6:23 pm

The 'dead rotten fish' part of your comment explains so much about your breath......
And your dental bills!

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18 Sep 2012, 12:59 am

My fish safe is refrigerated, so it stays fresh. Maybe you could stay in there for a few hours to check the oxygen supply for me.



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18 Sep 2012, 3:54 am

Oooops was that your mother I just harpooned?



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18 Sep 2012, 5:59 am

Must have actually been your mom since she's a whale.



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18 Sep 2012, 7:35 am

no, she's a bear, ur's is an otter


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18 Sep 2012, 8:29 am

Disturbed isn't cool.



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18 Sep 2012, 10:12 am

Why are you staring at me like that? It's not like I did anything. I even like to stand here with my eyes closed looking innocent, just to prove it!