UK or England thread?

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No need, I've pieced together a mini Ferris doll and I'm going to sacrifice it against the outer door of the fridge.

too late Does it matter which way your intestines goes back in , asking for a friend

Tell them it's fine. It's not, they're screwed, but don't let them know, that would be mean.

I need to go shopping only I'm not confident on buying anything that needs to go in the fridge. It doesn't seem to have appreciated Ferris's friend's sacrifice or the Ferris doll. Damn it, this fridge had no right to break, it's less than fifty years old, I think. Although it does say made in Britain on it so it's probs about my age, which is very young, unless you're a fridge.

Bugger Ok cool , thanks , why do you always run out staples for your staple gun when you need them most ?

Is the fridge light off as well ?

The freezer motor keeps coming on, it's like it's teasing me.

^Usually I can't hear it over the fridge.

No, light never went off. How's your friend?

Get onto the landlord a.s.a.p , tell him to fix the pilot light while he's at it.

I'm going to get the shopping but I'm going to drop the fridge bits off at my dad's on the way home. We'll see if mine's cheered up by the time I get back. I may have a lot of smoked salmon to get through latter as well as the soggy chocolate.

Every cloud has a silver lining