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22 Sep 2012, 4:26 am

Laugh if you will, but the next time that a pigeon accidentally flies into your house, then suddenly transfigure into a Cyborg, ski mask and all, you won't be so amused if he will not leave until he has seen every episode of 'Dexter' that you have recorded!

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22 Sep 2012, 4:28 am

You look like you're laughing at me.

DON'T LAUGH AT ME!! !! !



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22 Sep 2012, 6:59 am

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You look like you're laughing at me.

DON'T LAUGH AT ME!! !! !


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22 Sep 2012, 7:06 am

Well, that was certainly rude......

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22 Sep 2012, 10:04 am

you keep your toes wet w/ jello in your socks


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22 Sep 2012, 10:08 am

Who told you that you could leave the lab Igor?



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22 Sep 2012, 10:47 am

Sylkat wrote:
Laugh if you will, but the next time that a pigeon accidentally flies into your house, then suddenly transfigure into a Cyborg, ski mask and all, you won't be so amused if he will not leave until he has seen every episode of 'Dexter' that you have recorded!

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So none? :P

Who said you could have an extra n? What are you, a texter?


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22 Sep 2012, 12:11 pm

SanityTheorist wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Laugh if you will, but the next time that a pigeon accidentally flies into your house, then suddenly transfigure into a Cyborg, ski mask and all, you won't be so amused if he will not leave until he has seen every episode of 'Dexter' that you have recorded!

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So none? :P

Who said you could have an extra n? What are you, a texter?

Don't you think for a second you're getting out of this one. If you didn't record any episodes, I'll just force you to rent the whole (current) DVD set and we will watch them together while eating dehydrated squid patties. So not only will you have to endure watching a serial killer forensic analyst reducing his victims to mere bodily components, you will also be made to inhale the horribly pungent aroma of long-dead cephalopods.



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22 Sep 2012, 12:13 pm

Hahaha, don't know if I'll be able to top that joke, but I'll try.

Dexter is as light-hearted as Spongebob Squarepants and only a 6 year old would watch it! It even lowers IQ like Spongebob Squarepants!


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22 Sep 2012, 12:36 pm

I wasn't joking about the squid. You will eat it. And that dog-flavored cake I baked too. The one with the cannibal soldier figures on top. As for the TV show, I was planning on lowering your IQ even further, but realized you are at the bottom, so lowering it any further simply is not possible.



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22 Sep 2012, 3:54 pm

Both 'Dexter' and 'Spongebob Squarepants' deal with things under the sea.

'Spongebob Squarepants' focuses on underwater characters and their adventures;

'Dexter' focuses on the adventures of characters who wind up underwater in plastic trash bags.

And 'Dexter' features the most potty-mouthed sister in the world, whereas 'Spongebob

Squarepants' eschews profanity, which accurately mirrors the behavior of marine

invertebrates.......

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23 Sep 2012, 7:03 am

Sylkat wrote:
Both 'Dexter' and 'Spongebob Squarepants' deal with things under the sea.



Are any cute Seals ever on either of those stupid television shows?



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23 Sep 2012, 9:46 am

Dear Venger, since your question is an obvious ploy by your avatar to find his Dream Seal Girl, we shall refer him to WP's Dating Forum.....
Perhaps there is a section in Facebook for Aspergian Pinipeds......

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23 Sep 2012, 10:40 am

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23 Sep 2012, 11:06 am

That otter can go back to the sea and take its judgement with it. You should join it.



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23 Sep 2012, 11:43 am

Come back when you can grow hair like us adults. For now, go off and play in your little sand-box.