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01 Dec 2011, 6:57 pm

News Flash!
Taupey has just been arrested in Russia for attempting to place a live reindeer in the Mamayav Statue's outstretched hand. Court reporters told American news sources that her only comment to the authorities was muttered in Russian and included something like "no____Christmas Spirit".



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01 Dec 2011, 7:30 pm

Sylkat wrote:
News Flash!
Taupey has just been arrested in Russia for attempting to place a live reindeer in the Mamayav Statue's outstretched hand. Court reporters told American news sources that her only comment to the authorities was muttered in Russian and included something like "no____Christmas Spirit".
:lmao:


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01 Dec 2011, 8:42 pm

I smuggled an Irish banshee!



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01 Dec 2011, 8:53 pm

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02 Dec 2011, 4:32 am

Dear Mick, I hope you get your car...Sylkat :D

Dear kevin, You smuggled a banshee and got away with it, Taupey just tried a little impromptu Christmas decorating, and she's in the middle of an international incident! Men have it so EASY in this world! Sylkat :evil:



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02 Dec 2011, 6:13 am

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02 Dec 2011, 8:19 am

I don't do pea hugs. I do high fives instead. :afro:


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02 Dec 2011, 8:23 am

I love it when it snows. I want to spend all day clearing my long driveway of snow. Bring it on!!


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02 Dec 2011, 9:06 am

I love when my cat, Winchester licks my face with his sandpaper tongue and tickles my face with his whiskers when he wants me to get up.


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02 Dec 2011, 9:08 am

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02 Dec 2011, 9:09 am

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02 Dec 2011, 9:53 am

I love having to go to my doctor's office to pick up a perscription because their staff person responsible for the RX isn't very responsible and obviously can't do her job or even answer her messages.


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02 Dec 2011, 2:23 pm

Breaking News!

Brother Kyle is in the hospital. He broke his leg after slipping
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02 Dec 2011, 2:25 pm

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02 Dec 2011, 3:28 pm

I can't stand my avatar and I hate Christmas. I'm going to change it once a day, again. Who needs an avatar that has traditional Christmas tones?


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02 Dec 2011, 3:37 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Breaking News!

Brother Kyle is in the hospital. He broke his leg after slipping
on his driveway while
attempting to clear it of snow.


(Truth) Gee, I sure hope that doesn't happen for real. 8O

(Lie) I am unhappy that the little snow I got last night is melting.


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