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Why are there so many neurotypicals?

Becuse they can be easily duplicated on an office photcopier.

What is Cornwall?

A wall made of corns, designed ergonomically for people with a condition called polymouth -- to consume properly.

Of course people like us monomouths can eat on cornwalls.
It's just several times messier and painful to mimic without special equipment.



How about them pillow cases?

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Right? I hear they will win the playoffs this year!

What will anthroplogists say when they find all the bagged dog poop?

They will know that ancient cultures had a special respect for such carefully preserved objects.


What is a "spectrum" anyway?

Specter's rum.



Do you wear footwear?

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Foot? Where?! Beware, the toes that march!

What exactly is a gondolier?

A kind of cheese.

To monitor or to monitor?

Two monitors to monitor monitor monitor monitor two monitors to monitor monitor monitor monitor two monitors to monitor monitor monitor monitor ...


Buffalo _______

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Face. An attempt at an insult, but never quite caught on.

What is the real reason pink became a "girl" color and blue a "boy" color?

It was because of some experiment involving mutated dyed cats.
One cat is pink and the other one is blue -- both mutated to have long hairs. So scientists, who happened to be doctors, decided to place two infants in front of the cats; a male and female.
It was supposedly to see the infant's reactions to colors, but incidentally babies were too young. Instead they let the cats go and see which infant the cats approach.
So then the blue cat went to the male infant, and pink cat went to the female infant. That's how they decided it's official.


What a bomb _____

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go Edna3362!!

What a bombastic, yet delicious blizzard!

Eyes and cameras have irises and a flower is named iris. How can all these different things have the same name?

Ask Dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It coudn't pay for housing after COVID-19 social distancing caused it to lose its job. The government was offering temporary housing on the other side of the road. It was a Chicken-interest story on the evening news.


Why are wind (as in weather) and wind (as in string) spelled the same but seem to have nothing to do with each other besides that?

Something about the silent noises "whoooooooooo whooooooooo whooooooooooo~" when happening/doing either I think.



Trains! What about them?

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I can never finish a whole one.

Wallpaper paste - slimming aid?