Titangeek wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
I caught myself wishing something unfortunate NT would happen to me so that I could use my brand-new insult:
"You practically brainless fly-eating excuse for a student! You, (insert sarcastic title like, 'sir'), are the worm-ridden, half-decayed, rat-infested scum of the earth! You goatish dread-bolted horn-beast!"
Then, I slapped myself mentally for wishing I could try out something that would make the ASD community look bad (if more than a few people actually knew I have AD) and deriving satisfaction from a rather inaccurate and quasi-literally dirty insult. Why am I so imperfect and prone to hubris anyway?
I've been guilty of wishing that, lol. Also, that is a well said insult
The context is that I did not realize that the Intel Science Talent Search deadline was in EST. ARGH! That could have been a 25-35% increase in my MIT chances (followed by quite a few minutes of raging against the universe, the concept of time, angular momentum, the existence of deadlines, the bias against the asocial [sic], the impossibility of Getting Things Done, the stupidity of the dolts for whom I prepared the quasi-literally dirty insult, and finally, against the devil itself.)
While forcing some tears in the hope of lubricating my dry eyes, they began to sting even more because apparently, they are rather hypertonic. On the bright side, I found a way to make myself tear up in the upset-but-not-crying way without squinting very hard. I just had to half-yawn with my mouth closed twice and a bonus was that the tears were not as hypertonic as the ones that cause me irritation when I realize how dry my eyes generally are. Now I just have to figure out a way to get rid of the excess, non-lubricating tears quickly and furtively so that I do not suggest too much sadness or disappointment.