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02 Dec 2006, 11:51 am

A Sucubus Nightmare

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02 Dec 2006, 12:10 pm

A multi-virus-carrying former lab monkey.

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02 Dec 2006, 11:37 pm

A dozen throwing stars, hand delivered to your skull by a master ninja.

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02 Dec 2006, 11:54 pm

One armed H-Bomb, sent with 6 second timer. ENJOY!

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03 Dec 2006, 12:00 am

I'm glad you are an equal opportunity employer who doesn't discriminate based on disabilities. All H-bombs are equal in your eyes, I guess.

Your gift is the remains of Haley Joel Osment's career.

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03 Dec 2006, 12:04 am

the ability to read an ant's mind

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03 Dec 2006, 12:23 am

Yay, the ants are going to stop the cats when they try to take over the government!

You get Charlie Chaplin's mustache wax.

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03 Dec 2006, 12:30 am

25 annoyed hissing cats angry about the ant situation

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03 Dec 2006, 12:38 am

Ant madness!! !! !

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03 Dec 2006, 12:54 am

a DVD collection of MTV shows

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03 Dec 2006, 3:48 am

A tube of Dettol.

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03 Dec 2006, 5:54 am

A box of ants.

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03 Dec 2006, 7:07 am

A left over Easter egg from last Easter the mice had gnawed on.

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03 Dec 2006, 9:39 am

A slightly sucked on lollipop.

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03 Dec 2006, 9:51 am

A Cardboard Box with nothing in it.

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03 Dec 2006, 10:02 am

An apple core.

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