Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

ImAnAspie's Thread - Join Me If You Want

Page 17 of 22 [ 337 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 ... 22  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

26 Feb 2016, 6:40 am

Raleigh wrote:
People are always asking me for help with computer problems at work too.
I'm not even very good with computers.
But somehow I can see what the problem is and it's usually something very simple.


When it comes to computers, that's different. I've even got a reputation for when I walk up to them to help them with their problem, it suddenly starts working.

But with computers, they listen to me. They actually annoy me (in a nice way) because I just like to sit at my computer and work quietly and, no joke, every half hour or so, people are asking me, "Oh Steve? This isn't working. Can you help me?"

Honestly, for a Government Department, it surprises me how computer illiterate some of them are and how they manage to get anything done. I don't mean to be mean but it's true!


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

27 Feb 2016, 8:02 pm

Note to self: Don't let the house get too messy. It's depressing to look at and live amongst and it's too depressing - the thought of cleaning it up.


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,562
Location: Out of my mind

27 Feb 2016, 8:24 pm

It's nice to have a clean and tidy house.


_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

27 Feb 2016, 8:37 pm

Raleigh wrote:
It's nice to have a clean and tidy house.


It is but sometimes, I get so lazy.

This morning, Boo forced me to throw away about $13 worth of clean litter because I made the mistake of not washing his litter trays out. They looked clean to me so I just refilled them.

He wanted to do number 2's and I could see he was running from litterbox to litterbox scratching around but he wouldn't use either of them. (I give him 2)

I've just spent the last hour and a half scrubbing litterboxes, used another $13 dollars worth of litter, sweeping and vacuuming.

He's awfully fussy about where he'll go to the toilet for an animal who'll lick his own bum.


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,562
Location: Out of my mind

27 Feb 2016, 8:41 pm

Have you seen those cats that are trained to use a human toilet?
That would be cool.
You'd save on kitty litter and you wouldn't have to wash out the trays.
I wonder if they also teach them to flush?


_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking


dcj123
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,796

27 Feb 2016, 8:44 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Have you seen those cats that are trained to use a human toilet?
That would be cool.
You'd save on kitty litter and you wouldn't have to wash out the trays.
I wonder if they also teach them to flush?


That would be lol to watch



ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

27 Feb 2016, 8:47 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Have you seen those cats that are trained to use a human toilet?
That would be cool.
You'd save on kitty litter and you wouldn't have to wash out the trays.
I wonder if they also teach them to flush?


I have, and it is very cool. The only problem with that is, I have an outside loo and I don't let Boo out.

I saw a YouTube video once where the family was getting unusually high water bills so they eventually set a camera up in the bathroom to record whilst they were all out at school/work. It turned out, their cat was pressing the lever on the toilet all day while they were gone because he was fascinated with how the water ran down into the toilet. Naughty kitty :D


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,562
Location: Out of my mind

27 Feb 2016, 8:54 pm

Cats are such curious creatures.


_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

27 Feb 2016, 8:56 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Cats are such curious creatures.


Hence, the old expression - which I hate and won't type here.


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

29 Feb 2016, 3:59 am

I like to sniff my own armpits and I like the smell of it! Most humans do. They like their own smells. They just don't like to admit to it publicly!


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

29 Feb 2016, 4:29 am

People also like the smell of their own farts (most of the time). They'll NEVER admit to it but it's a proven fact!


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.


dcj123
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,796

29 Feb 2016, 6:23 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
I like to sniff my own armpits and I like the smell of it! Most humans do. They like their own smells. They just don't like to admit to it publicly!


I admit I have done this once or twice but I don't think that people like it as much they just tolerate their own better.



CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 116,799
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

29 Feb 2016, 2:45 pm


_________________
The Family Enigma


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 116,799
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

29 Feb 2016, 2:48 pm


_________________
The Family Enigma


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 116,799
Location: In my little Olympic World of peace and love

29 Feb 2016, 2:48 pm

I'm glad my mum came to her senses.


_________________
The Family Enigma


ImAnAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Oct 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 7,686
Location: Erra (RA 03 45 12.5 Dec +24 28 02)

02 Mar 2016, 2:57 am

Operation CleanUp: Well, I'm officially off the grog, the durries and I'm back on the Fluoxetine. Time to straighten myself out!


_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.