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having to listen to al gore in person

monkey or Tarzan?

Tarzan. It would be easier to get him to open pickle jars.

((All those years of women's liberation for nothing. I don't even eat picles. Moving on...))

Having both thumbs cut off, or having your nondominant hand cut off at the wrist?

Having my non-dominant hand (right hand) cut off at my wrist. Due to existing problems with my wrist, I hardly use my right hand to begin with... even for a lot of stuff that requires two hands. (I can easily type exclusively with my left hand...)

Sun or rain?

Rain. That was a tough one. I take either, mostly. The deciding factor was that if it's raining down here, you can almost always fly above the clouds into the sunshine.

Main two rails or the third rail?

Main two rails. That way the train is still upright thugh going nowehere.

Behavior modification therapy, or psychoanalysis?

psychoanalysis by a mile.




That said:... if you had a choice, would you prefer (being done on yourself):

ELECTRONIC STIMULUS MIND CONTROL
or
DRUG INDUCED MIND CONTROL

ELECTRONIC STIMULUS MIND CONTROL

Skull and Bones or Thule Society?

http://www.parascope.com/articles/0997/skullbones.htm

Yes it does look cool and way better than Nazism.
If you were talking about Pirates then... AWSOME!

Philosophy or Psychology?

Psychology, but that's like asking which part of the ocean you swim in, the wet part or the salty part (occasional patches of freshwater in the ocean excluded).

Having the ability to float up and down stairs without touching them, but otherwise walking normally, or burning ten times as many calories as you normally do by walking on stairs, but feeling no more effort in perambulation?

Having the ability to float upstairs without touching them! Just like in the dream!

Godzilla or Gamera?

Godzilla

jub jub bird or frumious bandersnatch?

Well how bad could the jub jub bird be? Certianly less so than the Jabberwock!

Soft core pornography or diet soda?

Diet soda. An essential of my life. It was like choosing between having the perfect body or looking like I did when I was 13. No contest.

Washcloths or those mesh sponge puff thingies?

Those mesh sponge puff-things.

Well, I guess the former would have been a difficult choice for me, between two awful options. I should have gone with hentai in lieu of diet soda.

Quake or Doom?

Quake because I have good memories of each end of year in high school where we'd go nuts on the LAN with 30 people playing.

Here is the biggest question yet:

Which do you believe in the most:




GOD

or

PEPPERONI PIZZA

I dont know. Atkins diet or being a vegetarian?