What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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how very odd. i could not continue to dream a dream in which nothing happened.

Mine was a bit disturbing last night. I was diabetic, and to stave off some odd insulin shock I had to inject it through the roof of my mouth into my sinus cavity every couple hours.

OUCH!

I needed to get on a University computer, but it was being hogged by a Viking couple, the female being heavily pregnant. They had horn hats and furs and everything. (Yes I know real Viking helmets didn't have horns.)

I dreamt I was late for work, and I had to wait until my [late] father had gotten out of the shower, when I went into the bathroom afterwards I was staring at myself in the mirror, and I saw that there was lots of dead skin on my face, and that parts of my face were caved in due to the dead flesh, and parts of it were peeling and flaking off, so I took a hunk of peeling flesh and peeled it off and saw only bone underneath. I felt an immediate sense of relief. then I peeled other loose hanging skin threads until my face looked like bloody holey swiss cheese. then I awoke.

A couple of years ago, I dreamt that I found a lot of exotic bugs, fried them in the oven, and then I ate them.

Aliens in a helicopter took my kids.

The last weird dream I had I wrote it down into a short story. It can be read here. It's called The Unusual Case of Mary Piñeta.

http://seattlewordsmith.wordpress.com/u ... ry-pineta/

I sincerely hope that somebody pays you to publish that, or that you can turn it into a screenplay.

Thanks, Auntblabby. When I was writing it I did envision it as a comic, like one of those scary comics that came out in the 70's and 80's. I suppose it can also be made into an animated short.

you might wanna google "dreamtoons." somebody did a series of dreamtoons comic strip books of dreams that people submitted to the authors. very interesting.

I had the strangest dream, I was in my parents' old house but at the present date, and they were both there but as they were in the 1980s although it was the present day. there was a big ol' spider web over the ornamental light fixture over the kitchen table, and when I looked closer there was a big ol' black spider, much bigger than a real spider in waking life, about the size of a quarter and about as thick as a gumdrop. anyways when I grabbed a cub to trap the spider it transformed into a miniature cat, with psychedelic fur, and it willingly went into the cup and I carried it out the back door only to notice that some giant meteor had with a BOOM! flattened the trees in the backyard exposing the horizon with the meteor outshining the sun, a giant rapidly moving fireball that crackled in the sky as it streaked eastward, and a huge gust of wind blew the little spider-sized cat on the wind back into the house and alighted it back into the spider web where it turned back into a spider. meanwhile the meteor caught up with air force one [president's plane] and blew it out of the sky on the way to who knows where. then I awoke.

Vikings using a University computer?

Maybe they were a pair of "barbarian librarians"!

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The phrase "barbarian librarian" unaccountably entered my head one day in my teens, and never left. Not only is it a funny sounding rhyme, but its a total contradiction in terms. Libraries being repositories of knowledge are the epitome of civilization, and thus would seem to be the antithesis of barbarism. Might have something to do with the symbolism of your dream.

Another highly imaginative dream. At night, I was exploring an abandoned tower at the bottom of a not very high valley when some aliens found me. They were grey-skinned, but were not similar to the stereotypical "greys", to be honest. They were humanoid, wore robes and had some weird protuberances throughout their body (normal-sized head and no "bug-eyes", though, despite the weird protuberances). Although they were very polite, I somehow knew that they intended to imprison me in their tower. As soon as they left me in a room, I sneaked past them and started running away. I had no weapons, so I had to sneak my way down the tower and avoid their laser blasts. The dream ended once I got out of the tower and back to the entrance of the valley.

If these weird dreams I have are a sign of craziness, I sure do not want to be sane.

I, to summarize it properly, saw that my VEINS ON MY RIGHT HAND was out of where they really supposed to be. Seriously, they were f***ing break-dancing outside my skin. I could touch them and feel the blood ooze through when I squeezed one. I could lift one up and place a whole damn finger under it. It was just creepy, man.
The doctor in the dream told me that this happened because I didn't drink enough water and I was still playing with my going like this . And then I freaked out and woke up. Well played, subconscious.

strangest dream yet- i dreamt i was in a 3 story building atop a hill in a city that was indeterminate but had a strong flavor of san francisco or vancouver BC. i went there with a head shrinker i saw several decades back, he regressed in age to his late 40s and had blondish hair a bit like general custer. we walked up 3 stories and reached some boutique with fancy things in it, and at the rear was a non-descript suite of offices, a bit run-down. i entered, it was poorly lit, with the light mostly coming from a few curtained clerestory windows and from the doc's offices/records room to the left. it was fairly crowded with waiting patients as it was an ayurvedic medical clinic. i spoke with the receptionist who sent me back to one of the offices next to the records room. there i waited in another waiting room. it was sunny and yellow in that room with large windows letting in much light. one of the other patients asked me some questions about myself which i cheerfully answered but it turned out that this patient was really one of the doctors who sat in the waiting room pretending to be a friendly fellow patient in order to get more realistic information from the real patients figuring they'd be more honest. [???] meanwhile i was feeling rotten in the dream, with stuffy sinuses and much fatigue and nausea. my shrink, his name was theodore sterling, he reached around me and put me in a bear hug, and squeezed me so hard that something snapped in my back and then all of a sudden i felt GREAT! like i was so healthy! he told me i owed him $150 dollars for that, and i told him i'd take us to a cash machine to withdraw the payment, and he told me he was recently divorced and had no place to live. i gave him some comforting words and then one of the clerks in the medical office called me to his desk and showed me the prescription i was to take to the dispensary, it was basically recommendations for diet and posture control, and this book written by one "clarence sweetmore treat" who, with a start, i realized was myself! the clerk, surprised as me, said "you were prescribed to read a book you wrote!" they thought i didn't have any insurance so they were gonna charge me $40 as a poverty fee, so i whipped out my wallet to pay and out fell my insurance cards so they took them and charged my insurance $120. so i took my prescription list and headed to the stairs to meet again with dr. sterling, who was sitting down on a couch reading a magazine. i started slipping and sliding on the floor and together we looked down and noticed the floor was covered with gold dust and roundish gold balls of varying sizes coming from the air itself. some gold balls were as large as bowling balls and they were rolling everywhere and making a bit of a racket and mess. one rolled over to a miniature putt putt golf course inside the waiting area, another splashed into a small wading pool. people were looking down at the balls in wonderment and some laughed. at this point i got distracted and i walked into a sun room with glassed-in walls and ceiling, and i looked out and saw a late afternoon city scape, the sky was sunny and blue. then some employee walked in and put a video on the tv set there, and some nasty guy with a buzz saw voice in the video started singing some insipid song, and it was so awful i [and several other people] clamped hands upon ears and yelled "MAKE IT STOP!" while fleeing back into the main waiting room. then i awoke.