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27 Sep 2012, 11:50 pm

You win. I won't insult you. Except that my refusal to insult you is in itself an insult. Meditate upon that like Siddhartha and transcend to the next spiritual level of being insulted.



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28 Sep 2012, 5:30 am

You should just take turns calling each other newbs.



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28 Sep 2012, 7:34 am

UR A NEWB!


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28 Sep 2012, 7:43 am

Your penis is SO tiny Physicict have built a large Halon colider around the large halon colider in order to detect the minute particles that may lead to it's detection


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28 Sep 2012, 8:30 am

i read that the idea you have genitals is merly a theory


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28 Sep 2012, 9:05 am

Makes sense since the person above him was himself.



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28 Sep 2012, 9:11 am

:lmao:


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28 Sep 2012, 1:49 pm

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but you have between six months and a year to live. It's progressed to your bones and there's nothing we can do at this point. If only you had come to see me even a week earlier, we might have been able to save you.



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28 Sep 2012, 1:55 pm

Self abuse. Isn't that topic in another part of the forum. :wink:



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28 Sep 2012, 2:00 pm

Self abuse? You mean masturbation? They don't believe that that causes cancer anymore.



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28 Sep 2012, 2:08 pm

I do not think that oysters or starfish or sea slugs are even able to masturbate.
This thread seems to attract invertebrates.
You know who you are.

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28 Sep 2012, 2:16 pm

Do invertabrates really know who they are?



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28 Sep 2012, 2:35 pm

We don't, it provides our lives with much tragic irony. And also I once knew a kid who was literally inbred that has more sex than you.



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28 Sep 2012, 2:53 pm

I'm celebate so that is not surprising. You on the other hand are just ugly.



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28 Sep 2012, 7:28 pm

What a veritable avalanche of rudeness!
We are so talented!
And nasty...

And rude..... :roll:

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29 Sep 2012, 6:31 am

I'm telepathic, which means there's always this 'shouting noise' surrounding me, of all the people thinking stuff and emotions and stuff,
but, in your case, I really enjoy your company, because of the Loooooong silences!.
I really look forward to them.


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