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07 Oct 2021, 10:53 am

Because ducks.

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07 Oct 2021, 2:19 pm

One is bald.

What do you blame your partner for?



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07 Oct 2021, 2:28 pm

Nothing, they don't exist.

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07 Oct 2021, 3:14 pm

No-one. The cookie decided to head off on its own and explore the world.

Do you know the Muffin Man?


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07 Oct 2021, 3:32 pm

I didn't eat him and you can't prove I did.

Do you know the milky bar kid?



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07 Oct 2021, 4:18 pm

Nope. I hate him enough to kick him out of town because he wasn't dark enough of a chocolate to eat.


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07 Oct 2021, 4:20 pm

They are explorers from other planets naming new stars.

Why does the cat have the fiddle?



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07 Oct 2021, 5:34 pm

It's an ultimate weapon of life and death. Only cats can summon it.



Why is vinegar sour?


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07 Oct 2021, 8:03 pm

It's a little mad that Edna kicked the milky bar kid out of town. They were dating.

Why does Spam get such a bad rap?



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07 Oct 2021, 8:09 pm

For being cheap, repetitively loud and annoying.



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07 Oct 2021, 8:14 pm

Because after years of spying on us, the government finally got tired of looking at our faces.

Where do woodpackers come from?



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07 Oct 2021, 10:58 pm

Woodpeckers.

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07 Oct 2021, 11:06 pm

Nope, but woodpeckers love him.

Do you like Taylor Swift?



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08 Oct 2021, 12:55 am

Yeah, she really swiftly tailored me a suit!

Why do lawyers wear suits?


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08 Oct 2021, 1:09 am

It's an armor. Without it, they lose their powers.


Why is gold called gold and is colored gold?


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08 Oct 2021, 3:31 am

Because the person that discovered it was unimaginative.

Why are Malamutes so fluffy?