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If a seal can use a computer, why can't it use a litterbox? That's just ridiculous.

Seals are stuffed animals. Doesn't that sound cute?

Not really, taxidermy creeps me out, just like it does most ppl.

Those animals are dead though. I have a stuffed seal that "toots" when squeezed which proves he's real and alive. lol

I will stuff you and use you as a floor lamp.

and make it your friend, your only friend

You must be one of those jolly-boy NTs with a ton of friends.

nope, jolly rancher, look at those amazing cows

Those are not cows.
Those are buffaloes.
They are planning a stampede that will squash your house and the local spinach farm and the famous Roadkill Restaurant, which oddly enough, has never served buffalo meat.

Sylkat

His cattle probably has more brainpower than you even though it's easy to scare them into running off a cliff.

"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd"

Roger Miller

Sylkat

Go try it, then if you suddenly never post again we'll know that statement is true.

You are just mad because you can't figure out how to get your flippers into your brand new, expensive In-line Skates..ha, ha!

Sylkat

They're not brand-new, he stole them from me! And they are expensive!! Give em back.

Yours are crappy old 1970s regular roller skates that aren't in-line.

Dude, I stole them from u when u stole mine, old man. I needed something to chase u down.