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They use their fluff to hunt tiny fish that gets entangled in it.

How much weight lifting should I do?

I find loading my plate up is adequate weight gain for me.

Intel or AMD?

Depends on how much information you need.

Why is the West runnimg out of water?

Because the dams keep leaking.

Do handlebar moustaches contain actual handlebars?

Handlebar mustaches are extended sensory and balancing organs. They help men balance and sense their surroundings, unfortunately, they don't help them steer. But we suspect their leg hair may provide that function.

Why do muscles get sore after exercise?

Because the whelks have been licking them.

Can bumblebees fly?

Only bumblebee fish (Brachygobius xanthozonus).

Why is Gobi desert called Gobi?

When the Great Khan got fed up with his lazy 17th son, he pointed to the desert and said, "Go! Be someone!"  The boy never returned.  To this day, when the moon is new and the wind is right, you can still hear his plaintive voice saying "Go ... be ... go ... be ... go ... be ..." forever.

Why is October the best time to tell ghost stories?

Because they are the most efficient at distracting us from the fact that we are all secretly scared of October not being the 8th month.

Why do people say we can feel but not see the wind?

Like usual cases of autism, the wind sucks at body language and us puny humans don't get it.
So, like a non verbal autistic, the wind touches everything as a form of communication.
But even winds get overwhelmed without us knowing -- how else tornadoes and storms exists?

Yeah. That's sums everything up -- the wind itself is autistic. Like how cats are autistic.
Except the wind is more of an active but odd yet non-verbal and easily able to blend kind of autistic.


Why do we have to eat food at all?
And why excrete right after? What's the point?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

That's a system untouched by autism yet. Once the autistics finish with their nanotechnological improvements we'll be ready to fix that shortfall.

Why doesn't a lit match cast a shadow of the lit portion?

Because it's demonic.

Is concrete edible?

Only after midnight.

Did you wash your hands?

Acid works best.

How many different words can be typed with a keyboard with no letter 'R'?

Seventy-two, from 303 languages.

Would you like me to cry you a river?

I like Malamutes.

Do you have jelly for dessert today?